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for the new smau, would yall prefer denki, hawks, or sero? and do yall want them to be celebrities or just normal people? i want this to be what the readers want, so :)

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*CRACKS KNUCKLES*

okay. ive decided im going to discontinue the jirou x reader fanfic "wrong number, my bad" for a number of reasons that i will get into in a bit. i have also, however, decided to create an smau for hawks (probably not, but who ive decided on for now) x reader, based on something more personal about me. the goal of the story being more personal is to give me a better layout for how it should continue on and the feelings can be more genuine than me making up stories on a whim and hoping they work. i will give out the plan for wnmb, however, so that anybody interested can still understand how the story wouldve ended.

now as for why im abandoning wnmb.

1. i dont feel the energy to write it anymore. i dont like where the story is going, and with my current mental state and status at school, i dont have the ability to start over or try again. i font have the ideas for the story and just dont vibe with it.

2. mental reasons. i can't stick to the schedule i made for the story as well as i used to be able to, and also personal mental health reasons that sort of keep me from doing so.

3. there are personal life reasons that cause this, but jirou has slowly evolved into somewhat of a discomfort character. i dont want to get into the reasons as to why, but i dont like her that much and bad memories come up whenever i try to sit with her in my head for too long.

thats really all for why i dont want to continue wnmb, but for anybody interested, here was the plan as to how the story was planned out (via notes):

- [x] yn and mina and ochaco do be talking doe

- [x] basically introductions

- [x] same with jirou baku toko yaomomo and denks

- [x] but THEN

- [x] yn and jirou talk :DDD

- [x] jirou basically says that theyre not annoying

- [x] yn says their typical clown shit

- [x] "aidjskjdh thanks you daddy 🥺"

- [x] jirou doesnt answer for a wholeass hour

- [x] "sorry had to go to church and clense from that sin"

- [x] "o-oh okay 😔 daddy doesnt love me"

- [x] "there are so many things wrong with that"

- [x] "😳😳😳"

- [x] "im starting to wish that i blocked you"

- [x] "nONONONONO IM SORRY"

- [x] "nyways what did you wanna talk about d-"

- [x] "......."

- [x] "arling :)))"

- [x] poor jirou just wanted to know about who they are

- [x] "name, hobby, talent, interests, whatever i just wanna know about you"

- [x] yn hops over to twitter all "omg theyre so sweet 🥺🥺🥺"

- [x] naturally ochaco and mina are all "fake bestie wtf are u talking about"

- [x] yn is laughing awkwardly and is just,,, "oh nothing 😳😳"

- [x] (nobody believes them)

- [x] then they ask about jirou but she has to give false info

- [x] except for her gender its fine if she says that

- [x] she hops over to the squad

- [x] panicking

- [x] "guys wtf i think i just committed a crime"

- [x] "nono youre fine what happened"

- [x] "i made a fake identity so the person who contacted me wouldnt know it was me"

- [x] "do they even know you???"

- [x] "YES they said they really liked our music and im PANICKING"

- [x] "okok calm down its not illegal or anything"

- [x] "i think"

- [x] "YOU T H I N K ? "

- [x] "yeah sorry :// but like you did this to yourself lmaooo"

- [x] jirou awkwardly hops back to yn

- [x] "yeah i think that band is pretty cool too im actually friends with some of them"

- [x] i mean its not false

- [x] ":ooo omg rlly?????? theyre so cool aaa 🥺🥺 maybe we can meet one day at one of their concerts 👉👈 jkjk...... unless 😳"

- [x] little did they know

- [x] LMAOO jk

- [x] kinda

- [ ] they end up talking for hoursss and mina and ochaco ask one day if they wanna hang out

- [ ] theyre all "hell yesss 🥴 where we goin??"

- [ ] a bar. they go to a fucking bar. (btw its to celebrate minas new job thingyyy)

- [ ] drink responsible kiddosss

- [ ] nyways afterwards she ends up talking to jirou bout how shes super nice and would love to be friends with her more

- [ ] jirou has gay panic tm

- [ ] like actually theyre rlly cute fuck

- [ ] yn asks if they can call since theyve never heard her voice or seen her

- [ ] jirous all ".....theyre drunk they wont recognize my voice"

- [ ] also shes rlly groggy since its TWO IN THE DAMN MORNING

- [ ] jirou calls her and yn asks if she wants to meet someday bby doesnt understand okay

- [ ] jirou panics and asks if they can get to know each other more first

- [ ] yn is hurt but understands and agrees

- [ ] yn asks to play 20 questions

- [ ] jirou asks if theyre a preteen jokingly

- [ ] yn whines and says its either that or a drinking game

- [ ] not wanting yn to drink anymore, she sighs and agrees

- [ ] she ends up finding out:

1. yn has a cat

2.

3. thats it, yn passed out

- [ ] jirou fell asleep on call later nd they didnt hang up until jirou woke up later and realized that awake yn would recognize her

- [ ] she quickly hung up and then sent them a good morning text

- [ ] bitches be playin

- [ ] but yn doesnt mind theyre a gay, dumb clown

- [ ] yn asks what minas job was since they never found out- god their dumb

- [ ] mina says its the typical teaching thing but its for ome of yns favorite bands

- [ ] "ooh, who are they?"

- [ ] "they said their name was blackbear! pretty sure youve talked about them some times before"

- [ ] "omygod mina you dont understnad if you could somehow find a way for me to find them i would literally marry u"

- [ ] "please dont. but ill try boo dw"

- [ ] she ends up doing it

- [ ] but inbetween then they end up getting rlly close like numerous calls and texts and learning more about each other until they realize they like her

- [ ] yn is super happy all "bro u guys are so awesome"

- [ ] bby girl is vibrating.

- [ ] LMAOO YOU WANNA KNOW JOWNTHEY FIND OUT

- [ ] THEY AND JIROU END UP BECOMING RLLY CLOSE LIKE THEY FRIENDSSSS

- [ ] AND SHE ASKS FOR THEIR NUMBER

- [ ] THEIR STILL JITTERY BTW SO THEYRE LIKE WOAH RLLY???? ID LOVE TO BRO

- [ ] AND JIROU PUTS HER NUMBER IN YNS PHONE AND SEES THE NAME "nd strikes" COME UP ND SHES LIKE "HUH MUST BE A GLITCH"

- [ ] BUT YNS ALL

- [ ] "HAHA SOMEONE NAMED "BBY" CAME UP WHEN I TYPED IN MY NUMBER I WONDER WHO THAT IS"

- [ ] "MAYBE I TYPED IT WRONG" CAUSE BBY IS DUMB

- [ ] MEANWHILE JIROU IS PANICKED CAUSE "HOLY FUCKING SHIT THEYRE BBY"

- [ ] SO SHE HANDS THEM THIER PHONE BACK AWKWARDLY AND YN SEES THEIR OLD MESSAGES AND PANICKS

- [ ] "HOLD UP IS STARS JIROU????? HAHHA NO IM BLIND AN D DUMB SURELY NOT"

- [ ] SO THEYRE LIKE "DID U EVER TELL ANYONE UR NAME IS STARS"

- [ ] AND JIROU JUST SIGHS AND IS CLEARLY IN PAIN AND IS JUST "YEAH THATS ME"

- [ ] ALL YN DOES IS LAUGH AND GO "YO THATS KINDA GAY"

- [ ] JIROU IS PAINED

- [ ] LIKE SHE THINKS THEIR GONNA HATE HER BUT????? NO??????????? SHES CONFUSED LMAOO

- [ ] yn blinks and realizes she should probably confess or smth

- [ ] "uhm, jirou?"

- [ ] "yeah whats up?"

- [ ] "aCTUALLY NVM ILL TELL YOU LATER-"

- [ ] later in a call they say it

- [ ] jirou is rlly smart and all but her first thought was "its cause of who i am. this happened immediately after."

- [ ] some part of her is screaming that its feelings and that she likes them back but she ignores it.

- [ ] like this has to be bad right???

- [ ] nyways jirou ghosts her like a clown and rants to the band b-wordssss gc

- [ ] yn cries to the babiest of the babies 🥺🥺🥺 gc

- [ ] yn asks if she just doesnt care about them now that shes seen them

- [ ] jirou realizes "wait fuck maybe im wrong"

- [ ] spoiler alert: she is

- [ ] she sort of goes "i didnt rlly think that you actually liked me actually

- [ ] yn starts crying

- [ ] (this is over call btw)

- [ ] "why tf wouldnt i?!"

- [ ] "bc you confessed right after you knew who i was"

- [ ] "istfg so our conversations just dont matter ig"

- [ ] jirou is confused

- [ ] like??? she gets that theyre mad but she does understand why so much

- [ ] "listen i just need to know if you like me back or not please. before i start crying again."

- [ ] she decided to not comment on how they were already crying

- [ ] "yes i like you okay"

- [ ] "do you actually?"

- [ ] "yes. istag that i actually like you and im not shitting u. if you want ill go there rn"

- [ ] ".....yes pls"

- [ ] "i need your address though"

- [ ] "oh yeah– its *address*"

- [ ] jirou arrives all nervous and shit

i didn't have anything planned out after that, but it was probably gonna be a kiss scene or something idk

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should i change the reader to a girl cause i can do that without rlly needing to change the other ones its just i keep messing up and typing she/her- and i feel rlly bad about it but im not rlly sure if anyone. reads it. like thats a guy-

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also, if you do help, ill def credit you! i have a plan layed out but i have no clue how to write it 🤧

Wrong Number, My Bad (WNMB) Masterlist

pairing: singer!Jirou x fan!reader

au: smau

status: hiatus (hopefully v short i just dont have any ideas,,, but if anyone would be willing to help out 😳)

genre: fluff, crack(?), wee bit of angst

updates: monday, wednesday, and friday, 5 pm est

taglist: message me if you want to be in the taglist and i'll add you✨

summary: youre 22 years old, and are a huge fan of a popular band called "blackbear." one day, while trying to ask a friend about her birthday party, you accidentally text the lead singer instead.

warnings: slight drinking, cursing

rating: 17+

parts:

freaking alt emojis

as good as a drugged mouse

ohmyfuck

catfish clowns

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ngggggg idk what to writeeeee

honestly i suck at writing anything thats not,, full words????? i cant write smau's is what im trying to say-

i love reading them so much but i cant write them for my life

soooo, im probably not gonna write it anymore and delete it bc e w -

or give it to someone else to write?? who knows

however,,,,,,, if yall would like for me to bring my erasermic fic over here,,,,,,,,,,,, well i think thatd be pretty neat 👉👈

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Wrong Number My Bad (WNMB)

chapter 4: catfish clowns

jirous just sitting there as yn asks if shes a catfish like 👁👄👁 huh. also i had to keep rewriting cause i kept saying she/her instead of they/them for yn aaaaa- also, ignore the discord call thingy, i didn't wanna do it again. (made while listening to "girls" by girl in red on repeat ajdkksje)

summary: youre 22 years old, and are a huge fan of a popular band called "blackbear." one day, while trying to ask a friend about her birthday party, you accidentally text the lead singer instead.

masterlist for WNMB

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http://m.dailykos.com/story/2015/08/03/1408341/-Psychologist-openly-admits-he-trains-police-officers-to-shoot-first-and-ask-questions-later S-I-G-N-A-L B-O-O-S-T

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THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING BUT

https://youtu.be/ioNng23DkIM

YES QUEENS S L A Y

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Wrong Number My Bad (WNMB)

chapter 3: ohmyfuck

akdjjs sorry this is kinda late,, i originally had more tweets that i wanted to edit but i started feeling stressed cause it wasnt working (nd thats not good) so i just stopped and left with what i had. also, ignore the fact that the times dont match up, i was too lazy to fix it and it was already too late. anyways,,,,, yeah

summary: youre 22 years old, and are a huge fan of a popular band called "blackbear." one day, while trying to ask a friend about her birthday party, you accidentally text the lead singer instead.

masterlist for WNMB

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aha, this one was longer. whoops. also, im so sorry i was an hour late i woke up at 8:53 or something. this chapter is a tad bit messy but next one will hopefully be better since my sibling will be helping me :p

summary: youre 22 years old, and are a huge fan of a popular band called "blackbear." one day, while trying to ask a friend about her birthday party, you accidentally text the lead singer instead.

masterlist for WNMB

Wrong Number My Bad (WNMB)

chapter two: as good as a drugged mouse

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HELP IM DOING RESEARCH ON OBORO FOR A FIC AND NOW I HAVE 46 PHOTOS OF HIM IVE ONLY BEEN HERE FOR NINETEEN MINUTES THIS QUICKLY TURNED FROM RESEARCH TO AN OBSESSION

this one sparks joy

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i just realized that 8am would be too late when school started up so um,,,, tomorrows update will be at 8am but after that ima change it to 5pm sksjksksks sorry-

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lmao i already have the next chapter written but

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Wrong Number, My Bad

chapter 1: freaking alt emojis

ayy, so i finally made it! im excited to see where this'll go, ahaha. but yay!! i hope you enjoyed reading, see you on monday 💖

summary: youre 22 years old, and are a huge fan of a popular band called "blackbear." one day, while trying to ask a friend about her birthday party, you accidentally text the lead singer instead.

masterlist for WNMB

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Wrong Number, My Bad (WNMB) Masterlist

pairing: singer!Jirou x fan!reader

au: smau

status: discontinued (reason why here)

genre: fluff, crack(?), wee bit of angst

updates: monday, wednesday, and friday, 5 pm est

taglist: message me if you want to be in the taglist and i'll add you✨

summary: youre 22 years old, and are a huge fan of a popular band called "blackbear." one day, while trying to ask a friend about her birthday party, you accidentally text the lead singer instead.

warnings: slight drinking, cursing

rating: 17+

parts:

freaking alt emojis

as good as a drugged mouse

ohmyfuck

catfish clowns

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Black people do not have to be exceptional for their right to life!!!!

Repeat after me:

Black people do not have to be exceptional for their right to life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what,, what if i write an smau for jirou,,,, i wanna-