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Taylor Swift on Reclaiming Her Masters ★

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He'd so do this

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Welcome to the United States of Anxiety. 

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“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

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“She loves fictional characters because she has that bad habit to love someone who can’t love her back.”

— sorealmaria (via sorealmaria)

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the weasley twins

reblog if you agree

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the stages of fangirling (insp.)

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                                 “I’m not a woman. I’m a force of nature.”  ― C. Love

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This made me giggle amd kick my feet cause the twins absolutely would

milf!reader au

When Harry's being especially sassy and they feel like being real little shits, Fred (and George) jokes about becoming Harry's stepdad if he doesn't improve his behaviour.

Harry is TRAUMATISED. EVERY. TIME.

Harry regrets letting his friends meet his mom and he cringes every time the twins says something about his beloved mom, but he's glad his parents never heard them.

Like, James knows his son's friends have a crush on his wife and he's kind of proud of it, he likes to slap in their faces (especially the twins' because he knows them) the fact that he got to marry his gorgeous lovely woman and they didn't.

But if James actually heard what the twins said about his wife... Boy, Sirius would've to make space for a roommate in his Azkaban cell.

George: So Harry...

Harry: *internally groans*

George: Do you think your father can fight?

Harry: Fight who...?

George: Me of course! For your mother!

Harry: My dad WOULD NOT esitate to fight you, even without magic, if he heard the things you say about my mom. And she doesn't want any of you anyways, leave me alone.

George: Are you sure about that? Don't you think she's secretly into gingers?

Fred: I'm sure that if i try hard enough i can win her over with my charm and my jokes.

George: And she loooves our jokes~

Harry: You're fucking disgusting-

Fred: Hey, you better behave yourself, young boy. You need to learn to treat your future step-fathers with respect.

Harry: Oh my fucking god i'm gonna throw up.

I just know that Harry deeply hates them at this point, at first they were his friends but i can imagine the moment he realized the twins loved his mom more than him.

Harry: Hey guys, would you like to come to my house for dinner tonight?

Ron, Hermione and Ginny: Oka-

Fred: ABSOLUTELY HARRY WE WOULD LOVE TO COME YOU'RE OUR FRIEND

George: AND WE LOVE SPENDING TIME WITH YOU AND WE APPRECIATE YOUR COMPAN-

Harry: You just agreed because you want to see my mom, don't you?

The twins:

Harry:

George: NOO ABSOLUTELY NO-

Fred: Is she really gonna be there??🤩

Harry: No, because she and my dad are going out for dinner so i'm home alone.

The twins: ☹️

Harry: You know what, you two are not invited anymore.

Harry every single time the twins talk about his mom:

MILF!POTTER!READER SERIE:

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“Just because you can feel another person’s emotions doesn’t make you responsible for them.”

— Sarah Brooke

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My daughter has decided that our cat has to pick her cereal for her in the morning now. Why?? "He knows what I like"

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everyone knows that my mother is a saintly woman

but she used to say she wished that you were dead

but it's james potter talking to walburga black

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Just started ZODIAC Academy.... do we like that professor Orion guy?

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me: feels unloved *searches x reader tag*

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Being Kind and hopeful and recklessly good is an act of rebellion

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