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had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called “what do you serve?” and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was “are you the spider? or are you the web?” and it had an option for each but I didn’t click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed “I think I’m the fly” and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said “you serve truth” and the description just read “what you know will kill you but you will die laughing” so like. good morning everyone I guess :/

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GAH! I'M A COMMIE PSYOP FROM THE THIRD WORLD! I'M GONNA GETCHA! I'M GONNA GETCHA!

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Guilefully subverting expectations, I posted the reference-meme ending version of the comic before the real [un-memed] one.

Truly an auteur.

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Unveiling Whisper’s stoic inner thoughts.

you can also read these on my twitter @Comedic_Int if you so choose.

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Why did Game Freak remove this feature?

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Genderswapped M6 & CMC (and Spike)

Butterscotch - Dusk Shine - Bubble Berry - Elusive - Rainbow Blitz - AJ

The CMC go for their "interdimensional explorer cutie marks" and wander through the portal lake to hot boy m6 au. It's a bit weird since they're perceived as always having been here but they get over it. For some reason they want to hang out here for a while. (The boyworld's CMC did the same thing as them, that's why they're not there)

They said they were doing extra credit for their biology homework. Dusk is a pure innocent boy and does not detect any danger. Barb is sickened and appalled.

Butterscotch has a tongue stud he clicks against this teeth to talk to squirrels and it's important you know this.

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Yagagarasu - Dark (because it's spooky)

Yagagarasu was a design I really liked in PokemonQuarantineCrystal. Based on Baba Yaga's walking cottage and mixing the concept of hermit crab and murderous fairytale, I found it intriguing to iterate on.

Here's my idea for an evolution. Fan-arting the fakedex with potential versions and alterations of existing creatures. It's Skydrop would one shot most things. Here the ambush predator can't fit in it's shell and becomes a freakish sky stalker. It's also a flying cottage like Wizard of Oz, becoming half a new fairy tail as well incorporating bird features in the house it wears.

Giganto/Dynamax is wonderful for designing. Pokemon can play with size in a way that would be absurd or unwieldy for a basic pokemon.

Here Yaga becomes a 'Ghost Town' as a Borough of Babas. Chicken legs can't support a whole town even while swole, so it's a crawling horror with [Max] Sucker Punch.

Dynamaxing being based in England-land pokemon I considered castles and turrets too. The house on a hill as well as castles guarded by monsters all fit the fairytale aesthetic while still being ambush creatures.

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A Good RomHack? Wow!

You're gay, you're trans, you're looking for a new pokemon Romhack to play because that's what you do. (I am an ally)

You're uninterested in the swaths of blandly designed fakemon people make. All the design scope in the world and they make Eevee but with shinpads and call them a starter.

You shake your (gay/trans) head. (As an ally I also know cis women play pokemon, just thought I'd mention.)

Suddenly I grasp your head (respectfully) and point it at this Romhack! "IT'S GOT GREAT DESIGNS, UNIQUE AND PLAYFUL WITH DELIGHTFUL SPRITE WORK!" I scream into your face and ears.

You try and claw me off but I'm quick and limber. "THEY EVEN HAVE NEW TRAINER SPRITES AND PROGRAMMED PHYSICAL SPECIAL SPLIT INTO CRYSTAL!"You hit me with the holy water and I skitter, spider like out the window, but you hear me from outside. "I'M VERY PICKY, BUT ENJOYED MYSELF GREATLY. AS A CHARACTER DESIGN SNOB I RECOMMEND IT HEARTILY!" You ready the gun but I'm gone. Wearily you ready your emulator.

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I fear those 43 research center monkeys will never be captured and will cause an invasive primate problem in South Carolina.

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I know all the posts about how to stockpile hrt come from a good place but yall. Stockpiling T on purpose is a felony and its not one i judge you for but...STOP admitting it out loud on your blogs frankly and with none of the "teehee THEORETICALLY" shoplifter blogs used to have. Im seeing people talk abt the stockpiles they already have AND their plans to share it and my guys... this website WILL give your personal info to the government if subpoenad. Idk that its LIKELY but I know itd be embarrassing as hell to go to JAIL for felony possession of controlled substance w intent to distribute bc you couldnt stop yourself from YAPPING on a fucking tumblr post and then mr hammers gave your email and login ip to the cops. I KNOW youre all not using secure enough burners and vpns and shit 4 that Cmon now

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Deltarune sans and Undertale sans are separate people but its like a Pinkie Pie situation where they just know about the other anyways

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chilchuck is NOT a two redbulls and adderall for breakfast girlie some of you are projecting

he IS HOWEVER a man who stops at the same place every single morning for a greasy breakfast sandwich and black coffee when not on a job without fail

he's mr. egg mcmuffin

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no tumblr i'm not gonna spam those so the left counter overflows and turns into "TUM" or something equally corny

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The Princess Bride is such a funny book to read after ONLY seeing the movie. Like Goldman made up a fake author from a fake country and proceeded to write the book as an abridged version of what the fake author wrote... and then he proceeds to add in notes to the "abridged version" mentioning all the boring world building stuff he skipped because it was boring.

Like shout out to William Goldman, man really did make an entire book that is just "the cool scenes you thought of in your head" and then made up a fake author to abridge so he doesn't have to connect them.

And it slaps

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VEILGUARD TRANSED MY ROOK'S GENDER AND I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO PUT IT BACK???

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And thus ended the arcana era. Now the horror comic era begins.

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julian devorak posting..... he is in fact the love of my life. medical malpractice husband. save me