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So a lot of Trump supporters want to change the constitution to allow him to run for a third term. How they advertised this idea?
Fanart of Trumps face on Julius Caesars head.
Oh and look what is coming up soon, what a coincidence :)
Thats so weird and odd and Do You Know What Would Be Really Funny?
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Sewing pattern: this is NOT for beginners
Me, a beginner:
#that’s basically how I start learning all skills#my first real crochet project is a fucking huge blanket that’s still going and I’m still having fun with#it’s the cal 2020 d’histoire naturelle if you wanna know#and my first real knitting project was in the round with cables#then my first sweater is an intricate cabled sweater#and the few times I started with#beginner stuff#I genuinely just ended up giving up bc it felt boring and usually didn’t look like what initially drew me into the craft#anyways#start with the projects that inspire you
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what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
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I’m watching this reality show with my brother that’s like a blacksmithing competition and some of these people look exactly like you’d expect blacksmiths to look and others look like the person in movies that blacksmiths would kick out of the tavern.
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congratulations! you’re now a pirate. your seventh most recent emoji is the symbol on your flag. mine is ™️
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scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple
the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
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thinking about edvard munch's "The Sun" (1911)
like yeah thats how it feels. thats what it feels like to exist sometimes. he gets it
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