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[shsl-cryptozoologist]

Enmei raised a brow. Ohh, this girl must be super nervous or something. No worries though!! She knew how to calm people like that.

“Huh? No, you’re not a nuisance! I was feelin’ kinda lonely trying to fix this broken piece of crap, so I’m glad you showed up! I haven’t seen you before. What’s your name? Where’re you from?” Okay, maybe the sudden onslaught of questions would be a bit overwhelming to the girl.

Mikan Tsumiki was by no means an extrovert. In fact, she was more withdrawn than most introverts. Still, her wife had suggested she seek new friendships to maintain a healthy social life. And when Junko locked her out of the house, she was forced to talk to people. She saw a strange woman sitting by herself, and took a deep breath. “He-hello...?” —askthewritertsumiki

Enmei was sitting on a park bench, messing around with her camera and film equipment. It was acting up, and she seemed a bit irritated...she was supposed to go on a hunt tonight! Uuugh.

But but but, her mood seemed to change (as if instinctually) when she saw the girl approach her. She straightened her posture, smiled widely, and waved. “Hey hey! Can I help you or something?”

@askthewritertsumiki

[shsl-cryptozoologist]

Yay!! She didn’t know if Miu would actually accept greet her or not - she heard the inventor was always pretty busy - but she was glad that she was getting the help she needed!! She even thought Miu’s nickname for her was cool (it was appropriate considering Enmei’s height). Though the music diiiid make things hard to hear, Miu was certainly...loud enough.

“Yeah!!” She handed the camera equiptment to the inventor. “So, I search for monsters and stuff during the night. Cryptids, you know? Like Mothman and all that? I think one of them was the reason my camera stuff got destroyed. I heard a noise, left my post, and came back to find it all broken! Uuuuugh.” 

"Heyyy, Iruma-san?" She approached the blonde girl as politely as possible, even addressing her with such a respectful add-on. Enmei held her camera equipment in her hands, smiling awkwardly as it was clear the whole thing was in shambles. "I heard you were the Ultimate Inventor, yeah? Can you fix my tech? I can pay you whatever, I just need this done soon. I've got a hunt to do tonight!" It was a pretty firm request, but she relied on Miu to help her out. - (Enmei from shsl-cryptozoologist)

Miu was currently hard at work in her lab, hacking away with multiple tools and even a blow torch, covering her eyes with her trusty goggles. She often left the door open, to welcome others in need of her help, and to let everyone in a ten mile radius hear the trashy punk rock music she blasted from her speakers while focused. To hell with a noise complaint. Notice Enmei, Miu stopped her work and shut off the music. “Hey! What’s up, Amazon?” Miu greeted, casually assigning this new girl a nickname immediately.

Miu looked down at the camera gear in shambles, snickering and holding her arms out in acceptance of the request. “Pft, you sure wrecked your shit, didn’t ya? You heard right, this gorgeous girl genius will have these things shiny and new in no time flat! And lucky for you, I take every form of currency~” She added, suggestively as always. Her curiousity was peeked. “You said you’re huntin’ something with this stuff? Whatcha trying to find?”

@shsl-cryptozoologist

[shsl-cryptozoologist]

“Hey hey!!! Cool of ya to stop by and say hi! Hajime, huh? I think I might’ve seen a couple of you around here. I guess there are uh, different versions of people from different ‘dimensions’? It’s weird. BUT anyway! Nice to meet ya! I’m Enmei, Ultimate Cryptozoologist!” She smiled down at the boy. “Some of you others have mentioned this ‘Ultimate Hope’ talent too, but nobody’s ever told me what it meant...”

Promo

“Uh…Hi. I’m Hajime Hinata. I was in the Reserve Course, but now they call me The Ultimate Hope, for some reason. Anyway, could I get a promo? I’m kind of looking for some old friends of mine, and I think making this blog is a good way to find them. And I don’t mind meeting new people either, I guess, just don’t make it weird or anything…”

–tags–

@askultimateluckytrash, @ask–nanami, @askhajime-hinata, @chiakis-asks, @askdespairnagito, @liars-make-me-sick, @ask-a-cool-spaceguy, @shsl-cryptozoologist, @cooking-with-despair​, @askthewritertsumiki​, @loudgothbf​, @ultimate-waifu-bait​, @ultimate-skier​, @ultimatesleeptherapist​, @ultimatesleepygamer​, @wanna-have-a-talk​

[shsl-cryptozoologist]

“Blarted?! Is that a bad thing?! I don’t wanna be in trouble...”

“Haha! Just kidding! That’s pretty funny!”

@shsl-cryptozoologist you’ve been blarted

[shsl-cryptozoologist]

Mikan Tsumiki was by no means an extrovert. In fact, she was more withdrawn than most introverts. Still, her wife had suggested she seek new friendships to maintain a healthy social life. And when Junko locked her out of the house, she was forced to talk to people. She saw a strange woman sitting by herself, and took a deep breath. “He-hello...?” —askthewritertsumiki

Enmei was sitting on a park bench, messing around with her camera and film equipment. It was acting up, and she seemed a bit irritated...she was supposed to go on a hunt tonight! Uuugh.

But but but, her mood seemed to change (as if instinctually) when she saw the girl approach her. She straightened her posture, smiled widely, and waved. “Hey hey! Can I help you or something?”

@askthewritertsumiki

[shsl-cryptozoologist]

((if we have a thread that i havent responded to please let me know!! feel free to send an ask or a dm!!))

[shsl-cryptozoologist]

“Hmm...an analytic...do you know what’s going to happen before it actually happens? Do you predict other folks’ emotions? Or actions? Or somethin’ like that?” She leaned a bit closer, clearly intrigued. “Nah! I mean, chef and hunter and all that are specific. ‘Analyst’ can kinda have a few meanings. Some people can be data analysts or whatever, but when you just have ‘analyst’ by itself, it could mean anything, y’know?”

“Heyyya! Some of you might recognize me from @detectivexpsychologist ‘s blog, but I wanted my own! So now here I am!

I’m Enmei Ota, the Ultimate Cryptozoologist. I have a ton of fun stories to talk about in reference to my work, so feel free to ask any time!

You all seem super cool, so I want to meet you! If you wanna talk and promo me, that’s cool! If not, that’s also cool! Do whatever you want!”

@askultimateluckytrash @ultimate-waifu-bait @liars-make-me-sick @enoshimas-hope @askthewritertsumiki @asktheseanceduo @cooking-with-despair @imnotjustarobot @chiakis-asks​ @ask-the-ultimate-entomologist​ @teruteru-ultimate-cook​ @ask-postdespairhajime​ @ask-lucky-boy​

[shsl-cryptozoologist]

Enmei looked out over the hill from where she sat. There was a lot to see - a nice sunset, forests below. Nature. It always made her feel comfortable - to the point where she almost forgot what she was sitting next to. Though Enmei had a lot to distrust, had a lot to fear - and of course she did - her curiousity came first.

Again, politely, she turned her gaze to Aditi, looking the taller woman in the eye. “Oh, she didn’t tell me much! I told her about my talent, and she said you were her Goddess. She said somethin’ about pictures and videos too,” and it was true that Enmei did have her video equipment with her, “but this is the first time I’ve talked to someone like you!!” Hopefully she didn’t seem too loud or excited. “I don’t wanna disrespect you or anything - I don’t wanna be like that towards anyone, really.”

“Heyyya! Some of you might recognize me from @detectivexpsychologist ‘s blog, but I wanted my own! So now here I am!

I’m Enmei Ota, the Ultimate Cryptozoologist. I have a ton of fun stories to talk about in reference to my work, so feel free to ask any time!

You all seem super cool, so I want to meet you! If you wanna talk and promo me, that’s cool! If not, that’s also cool! Do whatever you want!”

@askultimateluckytrash @ultimate-waifu-bait @liars-make-me-sick @enoshimas-hope @askthewritertsumiki @asktheseanceduo @cooking-with-despair @imnotjustarobot @chiakis-asks​ @ask-the-ultimate-entomologist​ @teruteru-ultimate-cook​ @ask-postdespairhajime​ @ask-lucky-boy​

[shsl-cryptozoologist]

[shsl-cryptozoologist]

“Yeah yeah!!! Wanna hear more about it? I love telling stories about the weird stuff I’ve seen!!!”

Of course she tried to mind her manners. “But but!! Before that, are you gonna introduce yourself?”

“Heyyya! Some of you might recognize me from @detectivexpsychologist ‘s blog, but I wanted my own! So now here I am!

I’m Enmei Ota, the Ultimate Cryptozoologist. I have a ton of fun stories to talk about in reference to my work, so feel free to ask any time!

You all seem super cool, so I want to meet you! If you wanna talk and promo me, that’s cool! If not, that’s also cool! Do whatever you want!”

@askultimateluckytrash @ultimate-waifu-bait @liars-make-me-sick @enoshimas-hope @askthewritertsumiki @asktheseanceduo @cooking-with-despair @imnotjustarobot @chiakis-asks​ @ask-the-ultimate-entomologist​ @teruteru-ultimate-cook​ @ask-postdespairhajime​ @ask-lucky-boy​

[shsl-cryptozoologist]

Any reasonable person would not follow this woman, but Enmei didn’t really fit the definition of ‘reasonable’. Especially in a situation like this - how wonderful! Exciting!

And so she waved back to Putri, wondering if she’d see the small child again. Who knows. For now there are other things to tend to!

With a nod, she followed Aditi. She wasn’t sure whether to speak or not. One of the most important rules of cryptid hunting: never be disrespecful. Especially since, well...she was so up close to one! If Aditi could really be considered one, that is. Either way...it seems like Enmei has gotten onto her good side.

She sat next to Aditi, in the space where the taller woman had led her to. She felt like maybe she should speak up, so she looked at Aditi and smiled warmly. “That little girl back there told me a biiiit about you when I told her about my talent.”

“Heyyya! Some of you might recognize me from @detectivexpsychologist ‘s blog, but I wanted my own! So now here I am!

I’m Enmei Ota, the Ultimate Cryptozoologist. I have a ton of fun stories to talk about in reference to my work, so feel free to ask any time!

You all seem super cool, so I want to meet you! If you wanna talk and promo me, that’s cool! If not, that’s also cool! Do whatever you want!”

@askultimateluckytrash @ultimate-waifu-bait @liars-make-me-sick @enoshimas-hope @askthewritertsumiki @asktheseanceduo @cooking-with-despair @imnotjustarobot @chiakis-asks​ @ask-the-ultimate-entomologist​ @teruteru-ultimate-cook​ @ask-postdespairhajime​ @ask-lucky-boy​

[shsl-cryptozoologist]

Darkness??

Enmei feels most at home when working in the dark of the night. She mostly goes out really late when she wants to take pictures or hunt for strange things. Darkness is scary. You never know what’s out there. But that’s what excites her. Anything could happen - it’s a thrilling adventure!

[shsl-cryptozoologist]

Betrayed??

Headcanon: I don’t think Enmei really has a sense of betrayal - she does have a strong love for her friends, but if they were to betray her she’d detach from them pretty easily. Very few things bother her, and double-crossing isn’t really one of them.

[shsl-cryptozoologist]

Send a word and I will write a drabble or headcanon based on it

Sunlight

Alone

Darkness

Streets

Cupboard

Snacks

Doubt

Joy

Peace

Moment

Rain

Hum

Kitchen

Bedroom

Family

Friend

Garden

Relax

Stress

Job

Fury

Betrayed

Absence

Vices

Pets

Absolve

Stars

Scorn 

Praise

Laundry

Papers

Smoke

Wine

Couch

Kiss

Doors

Tree

Dirt

Flowers

Collect

Remove

?+ add your own.

[shsl-cryptozoologist]

Oh. That was. Something. She was completely still as the woman stood. She was detinitely taller than Enmei, which was saying something. Those eyes, too...they were nonhuman - piercing and precise. Enmei refused to move while the being approached her, holding her breath, until it touched her hair. She quickly blinked. This was definitely...an unfamiliar situation - odd considering she’d seen many things that were classified as ‘unknown and mysterious’.. 

She’d never been so close-up to something like this. And she was afraid.

But of course, she didn’t protest to the command. “Enmei Ota. I’m the Ultimate Cryptozoologist.” She was very... blunt with her words, which wasn’t very typical of her. In her gut she felt fear, but also an intense, disgusting, perverse sense of thrill. How exciting!! She wanted to ask questions, but knew that she should wait for a response.

“Heyyya! Some of you might recognize me from @detectivexpsychologist ‘s blog, but I wanted my own! So now here I am!

I’m Enmei Ota, the Ultimate Cryptozoologist. I have a ton of fun stories to talk about in reference to my work, so feel free to ask any time!

You all seem super cool, so I want to meet you! If you wanna talk and promo me, that’s cool! If not, that’s also cool! Do whatever you want!”

@askultimateluckytrash @ultimate-waifu-bait @liars-make-me-sick @enoshimas-hope @askthewritertsumiki @asktheseanceduo @cooking-with-despair @imnotjustarobot @chiakis-asks​ @ask-the-ultimate-entomologist​ @teruteru-ultimate-cook​ @ask-postdespairhajime​ @ask-lucky-boy​

[shsl-cryptozoologist]

“Huh. Well, nice to meetcha Ichi!” She held out her hand to the other girl, prompting a handshake. “What do you do with your talent? It sounds kinda vague. I don’t mean that in a bad way though!!”

“Heyyya! Some of you might recognize me from @detectivexpsychologist ‘s blog, but I wanted my own! So now here I am!

I’m Enmei Ota, the Ultimate Cryptozoologist. I have a ton of fun stories to talk about in reference to my work, so feel free to ask any time!

You all seem super cool, so I want to meet you! If you wanna talk and promo me, that’s cool! If not, that’s also cool! Do whatever you want!”

@askultimateluckytrash @ultimate-waifu-bait @liars-make-me-sick @enoshimas-hope @askthewritertsumiki @asktheseanceduo @cooking-with-despair @imnotjustarobot @chiakis-asks​ @ask-the-ultimate-entomologist​ @teruteru-ultimate-cook​ @ask-postdespairhajime​ @ask-lucky-boy​

[shsl-cryptozoologist]

“Oh!!!” Enmei seemed pretty interested in Akira’s talent. “When you say food stylist do you mean /every/ kind of food? Like, what do you even do with that?” Hopefully her words didn’t come off as insulting, she was just genuinely curious. Their talent definitely seemed pretty cool.

A well styled promo!

The camera was on showing a nice view of a kitchen. In the background there was humming and the sound of plates being moved. After a few minutes someone popped into view.

“And then I have to…. huh? The camera’s on? Why is it on?” They thought about it for a few seconds before finally remembering. “Oh! I was doing a promo.”

“Hi, my name’s Akira Katsumi, Ultimate Food Sytylist. It’s nice to meet you.” They pause a little before continuing on. “I go by they/them pronouns so please respect that. I’m also not very good at eye contact so sorry if I stare to the side of you. Anyways.. can I get a promo?”

(Like always, you can reblog if you weren’t tagged or ignore if you were. I re did this blog, so if you recognize the name that’s why.)

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