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My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.
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me: "hey i think i might be bisexual."
friend: "that's cool, thanks for letting me know."
lois griffin after getting turned into a gas station:

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Woe upon thee! You’ve heard about the onceler, but what about the Twiceler? The Thriceler, even? Quadsler! Quintsler! And the legendary, never caught on camera Sexler
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asking for praise for a thing you made feels so humiliating like oooh look at me I’m a little animal and I did a trick and made a thing can I have pets and treats about it. and then somebody tells you it’s good and you understand why golden retrievers are the way they are
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I wish that if people are gonna portray Ralsei as evil they would characterize him correctly instead of the cliche ass “muahaha I was just pretending to be cute and friendly I was evil this whole time”. if he was a villain he would still be the most insecure little loser about it and try to sincerely convince Kris that. nevermind I just found the funniest image ever

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@gashmiltz
Just make it exist first, you can make it good later
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Deltarune is an anagram for Undertale. Snowgrave is an anagram for wrong save. Spamton is an anagram for tampons. Checkmate Toby
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hell is full. heaven is full. god created a new holding space for souls called hurgle and the only thibg to do here is this infinitely expading jigsaw puzzle of a finely detailed pigeon. we are just slowwwwwly creating little tufts of feathers for eternity . yesterday , greg found a corner piece
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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"
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