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go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

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A rabbit

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sometimes when I’m being especially self deprecating and convinced no one likes me I have to tell myself “you’re being goob. you are being goob right now”

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WHOA

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getting a note on a super old post

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Friendships as a teenager: we used to talk 5 hours every night now it’s down to 3… are we still friends 🤔? I wonder if they don’t like me anymore

Friendships as an adult: omg I’ve finally cleared up 20 minutes of my schedule to talk to my friend I haven’t spoken to in 4 months #bffs #we will find eachother in every life

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may god guide the glorious philadelphia eagles in their holy war against the infernal kansas city chiefs

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:)

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Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like....I don't even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like... He's just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.

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hang in there. here’s some good news.

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in case you’re not watching the super bowl halftime show: kendrick lamar did indeed perform “not like us” and looked directly in the camera and smiled when he said “say drake, i hear you like em young”

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for the non-Americans who are very confused right now:

Everyone hates The Chiefs this year because it's quarterback Patrick Mahomes is low-key MAGA and the orange pestilence is in attendance in the game. And the racist ass "chop" their fans do. and that Traves Kelce said it would be "an honor" to host the orange pestilence at the game.

and now they're fucking losing and Taylor is going to DUMP him and join Kendrick in writing an absolutely devastating breakup anthem.

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philadelphia is gonna look like a war zone by sunrise.

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ive recently been able to get over my sensory issues regarding moisturizer by literally just saying "im going snail mode"

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This moment in monster factory is a gem:

Justin’s memory of a nonexistent meme

Griffin’s utter confusion

Clayton captioning his thoughts

The Oscar bait cutscene of the search for the ‘how I make bread’ guy

Griffin’s lawn mower laugh

Just *chef’s kiss*