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The Insulindian Phasmid……..

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I couldn't have said it better myself.

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remember: if a tgirl makes a joke about feminisation on the internet you HAVE to take it as a personal attack on your masculinity and YOUR gender identity specifically as if it was deliberately made about forcing you specifically to be a woman

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fuck this one carbon atom tbh

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I respect your defense of bisexual woman and all but I just don’t want to put my mouth somewhere I know a dick has been

Yall out here acting like these girls’ pussies be haunted by the ghosts of penises past, this ain’t a Dickmas Carol, be so fucking for real

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Guys. Blue 1/6 was a joke guys.

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I was not ready for the husband's costume

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i made a suicide attempt last n8ght.

i need to have my car fixed so i can finally learn how to drive it and leave this place. i need to get away from my family. i literally can't afford to do any of this without help. please god help staying here is killing me

literally anything helps, if you can't afford it please just reblog that's all i ask

increased my kofi goal to 8k. please don't ignore this

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anyone else going to the big bug conference next week in Phoenix who will actually still be there two hours before official closing to see me talk about shrimp

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gen z has to reckon with its radicalization problem. you are not a morally pure and superior generation of youth come to save the world, your men and boys are radicalized at an unprecedented level and you ignore it because it’s too hard to address but you have to. these boys are in your classes, they date your friends, you know them and you cannot continue to pretend this is an “old white guy” problem

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hey don't know if you knew this but op of that post you just reblogged is actually an ouppy dog :/ yeah with paws. and floppy ears yeah

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american women your objective for the next four years is to make men miserable. exacerbate that male lonliness epidemic as much as you possibly can.

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This made me laugh. At least he’s honest about how awful he is.

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I’d hold out for a third and finally successful assassination attempt, but the idea of a jd Vance pregnancy does not make me feel any better

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two sheep. standing still

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no tumblr i'm not gonna spam those so the left counter overflows and turns into "TUM" or something equally corny