shrimpathy-for-the-rogue
shrimpathy-for-the-rogue
Am I a man? or am I a Muppet?
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shrimpathy-for-the-rogue · 9 hours ago
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Obsessed with this energy tbh
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shrimpathy-for-the-rogue · 9 hours ago
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shrimpathy-for-the-rogue · 9 hours ago
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why are these the options they tested
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shrimpathy-for-the-rogue · 9 hours ago
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shrimpathy-for-the-rogue · 12 hours ago
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Facts
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shrimpathy-for-the-rogue · 20 hours ago
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now seems like a good time to remind my fellow alt kids out there that you do NOT wear your political patches on your back.
wear them on the front. that way if someone disagrees and decides to get violent about it, they’re less likely to sneak up on you and catch you off-guard. stay safe.
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shrimpathy-for-the-rogue · 20 hours ago
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Brown dog problems
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Tucker isn't a fan of thunderstorms.
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i love wikipedia and i think it is good and right to give them money but all their funding drive messages are “well… we’ll be killing ourselves tonight. we asked so little of you and yet it seems that simply nobody cares about lil ol wikipedia anymore….sad…”
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my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT
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I used to wear a chainmail shirt to elementary school. The teachers never knew what to do about it because there was no section in our dress code forbidding medieval armor.
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She’s got a set of pipes.
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Ma Jun: New China Series-Apple Computer No.2 (2012)
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Brain frog is when a tiny frog appears in your brain and eats all your thoughts which is why it's hard to think and stuff.
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shrimpathy-for-the-rogue · 2 days ago
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stop that’s so funny
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shrimpathy-for-the-rogue · 2 days ago
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when you try to get into the png nightclub but you see the dotted rectangle surrounding the bouncer stretch him wider to block the entrance cus ur not on his clipboard
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