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fake dating prompts

“we don’t have a child” “we do now” *silence* *shoves child out of the closet* “here meet my niece”

should we sleep in the same bed? idk i guess but don't touch me

there's really no reason for us to kiss this passionately but let's just — woah wait a minute you're a pretty good kisser wait what is happening oh ym god we're making-out is this part of the terms and conditions i just clicked agree

''let's just practice kissing'' you know, just to make sure our kisses look authentic . not because we're in love with each other or anything , just to make sure we know what we're doing

''do i have to remind you that we're not actually married?''

is it really necessary to move into the same apartment? also your stuff is everywhere. it wasn't enough to invite yourself into my home? you're just gonna toss your things--hEY that’s my closet why is half of my closet on my BED

“hold my hand” “no” “hold my hand” “i said no” “they're looking'' *immediately grabs hand, adding a pretentious smile*

you and i had a pretty bad argument, so bad that you ''moved out,'' and now i'm sitting here, fiddling with my ''wedding ring,'' thinking about how much i miss you, realizing how happy you made me

''WHY DON'T YOU LOCK THE BATHROOM DOOR'' ''I'M NOT USED TO SOMEONE LIVING WITH ME'' because i accidentally walked in on you showering

“so, character A, how long have you guys been dating?” *character A zones out* *character B kicks them under the table* character A: “what”

you’re going on a date? do i have to remind you we’re married

''you know, since --'' ''shut up.'' *glares offended* ''no wonder no one wants to date you''

look . i know this is fake and all but the fact that you’re on a date with someone else is really making me jealous and now i’m sitting here in my apartment, watching bad television while eating KFC wishing you were Next to me

''you... don't know how to do your laundry?''

we're about to go to sleep, and you're upset. instead of telling me what's wrong, you ask me to hold you . it's the first time we cuddle but it feels right

''do i have to remind you that we're not actually married?'' ''no but we could be.'' ''what?'' ''what''

calling your “wife’s” mother by the wrong name and your wife's entire family stares at you, so you try again, more carefully this time, “patricia…?” and your ''wife'' sighs, burying her head in her hands as she utters the loudest groan of defeat you’ll ever hear

a character coming home one day and exclaiming ''what the hell did you do to my apartment????'' (they refurnished the whole living room)

''oh somebody mistreated you? let me just-- '' *cracks knuckles* ''i'll be right back''

ok… wE'RE in the privacy of our own home. nobody can see us why are we kissing

''it was never real to begin with'' ''it was real to me''

you're leaving for work, and you kiss me goodbye... i don't think that was supposed to happen because again, we're in the privacy of our own home

the lines between what is fake and what is real is getting kinda blurry and i need to leave for a while to figure things out

you’re on a date and i’m so in love with you and i know i'm acting recklessly and i don't mean to show up at your date but i do so anyway, and your date leaves because i might as well be proposing the way i speak to you and you're pissed at me and i don't know what to do because you storm out of the restaurant and you won't pick up your phone and i've probably called you a million times in an hour but that's because i need to apologize and make this right

''so that's it? no more fake dating?'' ''no more fake dating.'' ''okay. good.'' ''yeah.'' *starts kissing*

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If you are a ship whore and you know it click reblog.

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“I’m bored.”

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Seduction Starters

A mix of actions that focus on the seduction/pinning. Inspiration taken from an array of different memes to put them all together in this one. Feel free to mix prompts to make more specific ones or if reverse them.

send in one of these for my muse’s (RECEIVER) reaction to your muse (SENDER) …

( DOOR ) opening the door for mine to pass.

( STARE ) longingly staring at mine from across the room.

( WATCH ) watching mine while drinking their beverage.

( TOUCH ) “accidentally” briefly touching mine. (example: brief hand touch, knee under the table)

( HOLD ) holding mine’s hand.

( HAND ) kissing mine’s hand.

( GIFT ) giving mine a gift. (example: flowers, jewellery)

( FLOWER ) putting a flower in mine’s hair.

( LETTER ) sending mine a love letter.

( LOCK ) offering my muse a lock of their hair.

( LEAN ) leaning against mine’s side.

( FIX ) fixing or straightening my mine’s clothes.

( DANCE ) leaning in closer while they are slow dancing with mine.

( COMPLIMENT ) complimenting mine.

( STAR ) staring at mine instead of the stares while stargazing.

( PLAY ) playing with mine’s hair.

( BRUSH ) brushing mine’s hair.

( LIP ) biting or licking their lower lip.

( SING ) singing to mine.

( GRAZE ) grazing mine’s shoulders with their fingers.

( BECKON ) beckoning to follow them.

( SLIDE ) sliding down their hand down mine’s back.

( CHIN ) grabbing mine’s chin.

( SILENCE ) silencing mine’s by pressing their finger on mine’s lips.

( PUSH ) pushing against the wall. (example: rough or soft pushing against wall)

( SIT ) sitting on their lap.

( HIP ) pulling mine by the hips.

( FACE ) stroking mine’s face.

( HOVER ) hovering their lips over mine’s.

( NECK ) kissing mine’s neck.

( GRIP ) holding mine by the back of the neck.

( SURPRISE ) being found without an article of clothing (example: being found shirtless)

( SECRET ) arriving where they both agreed to meet in secret in the dead of night.

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Starter call! Wil get to them sometime tomorrow

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SEND MY MUSE A SHITTY PICKUP LINE

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“Heyoooo!” Anna waved at the other, grinning ear to ear as she did. “Would you mind signing a petition for a music club?”

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It seemed like any other day really: going to classes, doing homework, eating, the usual day-to-day things. Since he had a bit of free time before his next class, he was wandering the halls of UA, like he usually does.

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If we’re mutuals, send 🎂 and I’ll make you a treat!

Could be a drabble, some art, icons, a graphic, a moodboard, or anything else that strikes the maker’s fancy!

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The young lady paused, looking up at the prince from under her hood. “..... I don’t mean any harm....” She whispered, her hands gripping her cloak tightly. Her tail hid behind her back. No one here had ears or tails like her, so she assumed it was different... “M...My name is Zebrina.”

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It was early in the morning, as always when Takumi went out to train. He took a deep breath, focusing as the arrow formed from Fujin Yumi. He closed his eyes, before opening them and shooting the arrow into the target. He gave a slight frown as he noticed it was off it’s mark this time, “I’ll need to train harder to make sure I don’t falter in battle.” 

However, when he heard someone approaching him, he snapped his head, gripping the arrow and narrowing his eyes, “Who are you.”

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@eternal-servants-of-old​

“................” Food is good.

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Demon Bat has noticed someone’s presence. 

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gallant-gained​:

Siegbert didn’t react too strongly to the girl’s ears. It wasn’t the first time he’d seen such a thing, but when he leaned closer, he realized he didn’t recognize them. 

“Hmm,” he said. “Where, exactly, do you come from? I might know the way.”

“Bean City.” She explained, pulling the hood over her head. “It doesn’t look anything like this place.”

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@children-of-valm​:  Mona doesn't have to wait to answer that question, Bat! She reaches over, rubbing his head. Pets are nice.

“What.” What is she doing? And why are his ears bending down so she has an easier time....?

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“OHA-YOOOO!”

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gallant-gained​:

“Well, I have to be honest with you.”

“If your secret poses a threat to Nohr and its royal family, I must tell the authorities.”

“But, I will keep it otherwise.” It was flattering that a complete stranger thought him trustworthy enough for this task!

“Well... I doubt that I myself could pose a threat.” Maybe. She paused before slowly lowering her hood, revealing her ears. “I haven’t seen anyone else like me around here.... I don’t even know how I got here....”

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azotas​:

“No thanks. Sounds like a hassle and then some.” A huff. “What even makes you a villain other than the way you look?”

“.............” Bat blinked a few times. “Well you’re no fun.” Purple magic swirled around his hand. “Do you want a demonstration?”

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“ Wake up, got a secret Pinky swear that you're gonna keep it!”