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Reblog if you HAVEN'T watched a single episode of Squid Game.

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I low-key love the fact that sci-fi has so conditioned us to expect to be hanging out with a bunch of cool space aliens, that legitimate, actual scientists keep proposing the most bizarre, three-blunts-into-the-rotation "theories" to explain the fact we're not.

Some of my favourites include:

Zoo Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they're not talking to us because of the Prime Directive from Star Trek? (Or because they're doing experiments on us???)

Dark Forest Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they all hate us and each other so they're all just waiting with a shotgun pointed at the door, ready to open fire on anything that moves?

Planetarium Theory: What if there's at least one alien with mastery over light and matter that's just making it seem to us that the universe is empty to us as, like, a joke?

Berserker Theory: What if there were loads of aliens, but one of them made infinite killer robots that murdered everyone and are coming for us next?!!

Like, the universe is at least 13,700,000,000 years old and 46,000,000,000 light years big. We have had the ability to transmit and receive signals for, what, 100 years, and our signals have so far travelled 200 light years?

The fact is biological life almost certainly has, does, or will develop elsewhere in the universe, and it's not impossible that a tiny amount of it has, does, or will develop in a way that we would understand as "intelligent". But, like, we're realistically never going to know because of the scale of the things involved.

So I'm proposing my own hypothesis. I call it the "Fool in a Field" hypothesis. It goes like this:

Humanity is a guy standing in the middle of a field at midnight. It's pitch black, he can't move, and he's been standing there for ages. He's just had the thought to swing his arms. He swings one of his arms, once, and does not hit another person. "Oh no!" He says. "Robots have killed them all!"

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No, stop that. Stop drawing popular girl from new AAA slop game or the new shonen anime. You need to find a secondary character from a 10-25 year old jrpg and let it be your muse, like a real artist

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Don't tell me my package has shipped if it's going to sit in your bay for 3 days.

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anyone else think it's kinda fucked up that the wise men went to little baby jesus and brought him a frankenstein. really scary

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As someone who grew up with "I'm not going to praise you for doing what's expected of you; that's not being good, that's doing the bare minimum" I want to encourage you to celebrate every little thing you can. Everything that takes energy and effort should be appreciated and you're allowed to be happy about trying.

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also, even if they do give reward hard work, they'll never reward YOURS. Cuz no matter how much effort you put in, there'll always be someone who's just better than you without even trying, and they'll be the one rewarded while you get nothing.

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In hindsight it's very insulting to be told that flunking out of college due to adhd is actually "quite common"

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oh my god. I'm like at some nebulous point between atheist and agnostic, and even I believe souls exist in some form.

even if they aren't some powerful essence, even if they don't persist after death, that we can perceive, we can experience, we each have our own subjective reality, that we are conscious? to me, that is proof we have souls. Our own identity, our individuality, our being. If that ain't a soul, then what is?

are you stupid

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reblog to manifest gender euphoria for the person you reblogged this from

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Cars and Independence

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"We want more complicated female characters."

YOU GUYS COULDNT EVEN HANDLE HER.

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Saw a post like this with negative outlook so I asked for it to be fixed