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Tango gets stuck in the Misery Spiral Of Debugging™️ so etho and gem rescue him (successfully)

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I apologize for calling Macklemore cringe

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do you think pacs skulk is still inside cellbit. Do you think he can feel it writhing. Do you think pacs skulk is waiting for the day it can absorb enough exp to spread out of his body. Do you think cellbit has trouble collecting exp because it gives him stomach pains for some unknown reason..

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yesssss. he collects too much exp and it makes him really sick each time. it hurts his stomach and eventually he always has to throw up, and when he does it's all black and gross and for a while he doesn't really know what it is but he's way too scared to find out. he knows he got really sick after eating pac's leg but he just assumed it was because he was eating the meat raw and so he got food poisoning or something, but it takes a while for him to connect the exp related illness to its actual cause.

and then eventually he collects exp and he can just feel it growing inside him, usually he can't feel it too well because it just hurts, but he could feel it very clearly. and then he realizes what he did.

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Liz Uy’s (Not So) Top Secret Cookie Recipe

Photo: nolisoli.ph

Not a lot of people know that, besides being an amazing stylist, my sister Liz Uy is also a talented baker! But just like a TV shopping network’s host, there’s more! Did you know that she also studied at the Centre for Asian Culinary Studies? And because of her background in cooking and baking, she was able to create the most delicious cookie recipe ever, which I will now be sharing with the world - the universe, rather!

You might be wondering: what is a cookie? How is it different from a brownie? Well, based on their names, you might think that brownies always have a darker brown color than cookies. However, that is not the case. Both cookies and brownies have similar ingredients. Their difference is actually found in the type of mixture they come from. A cookie comes from a mixture with more flour, which means it comes from a dough. Meanwhile, a brownie has more liquid or fat content. In other words, it is formed from a batter.

Now that you have the basic knowledge, you are finally ready to bake! Here are the ingredients for cookies ala-Liz Uy:

Ingredients: • 1 cup cold butter, cut into small cubes • 1 cup brown sugar • ½ cup sugar • 2 eggs • 1½ cups cake flour* • 1½ cups flour • 1 teaspoon cornstarch • ¾ teaspoon baking soda • ¾ teaspoon salt • 2 cups chocolate chips • 1 or 2 cups of walnuts • *can substitute all-purpose flour for cake flour

Instructions: 1. Preheat oven to 410 degrees.

2. In large mixing bowl, cream together cold cubed butter, brown sugar, and sugar for 4 minutes or until creamy. The reason why two types of sugar are used in this recipe is because brown sugar adds a more unique sweetness to the cookies. If you smell the brown sugar, you will notice thatthe aroma has a little more kick. This will add another dimension of flavor.

3. Add eggs, one at a time, mixing well after each one.

4. Stir in flours, cornstarch, baking soda, and salt. Mix until just combined to avoid overmixing. Stir in chocolate chips and walnuts. At this point, if you look at the mixture, you can already see it coming together.

5. Separate dough into large balls and place on lightly colored cookie sheet. They are bigger than you think! You will fit 4 cookies on one large cookie sheet. The dough makes 8 extra large cookies.

6. Bake for 8-10 minutes or until golden brown on the top. Let them rest for at least 10 minutes to set.

My favorite way to eat these delicious treats is to take one near my ear and crack it in half. If you hear that “crrk!” sound, it means that you got the recipe right!

You know, not all of us can afford Liz Uy’s clothes and bags, but at least we can all enjoy her cookies. If we can’t be as rich as her, we can at least bake as good as her.

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Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez Whiz during the Great Cheez Whiz shortage of 1912

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Get DRINKED (don't tell the Philadelphians)

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Several weeks ago the truck I drive at work started spewing transmission fluid (before we had left that day, luckily)

Which meant I got to be the first person to drive the new (unfinished, not done being built-) truck. No sideboxes, no tool rack, no rail to bungie the dolly to

And no tailgate. <3

i really do think about this video every single time i’m on the freeway

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@kansasmention

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resubiendo uno de mis favs, mexicanos después de la boda del guapoduo :D (hecho antes de la llegada de rivers)

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group hug to end the night! what an emotional, nostalgic and special day, it was so nice to watch old spawn and all the places with their own memories no matter how small they were, im sure most of everybody watching felt some allergies hmm? here's to making more great memories!🥂

"let's create new memories together and love the old ones :D"

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Can I tap on your walls briefly to say like. For me Personally? Pre-qsmp (and specifically pre-brazil) like. my Baseline knowledge of Brazil largely hit to like. biggest country in south america, and Spanish is Not the national language. And even then when qsmp got Started and I was like, passively aware of it on my dash- I only started Sorta watching around the time that Juanaflippa died, and it was Just because charlie slimecicle was there.

And then there was this clip on my dash, of a guy running around with a chainsaw, and he's Screaming about enigmas and there's captions on screen and That, Specific clip there in like mid-may was when I tipped from "passive awareness" into like. Hardcore fixation now. And the hardest I've ever gone into learning a language Ever, and out of Any of them it's the one i had the Longest duolingo streak on and had the most fun actively learning and just. MAN dude. Getting to learn language with folks and sharing cultures and foods and artists (my GOD my spotify stats are wild atm). It's been SPECTACULAR. I'm happy you're proud, in my heart and head I am holding your hands because all of this has been so fun!! There have been rough spots but overall? My memories are positive.

I hope you have a lovely lovely *lovely* rest of your evening :D

See this stuff makes me so happy, to see people taking insterest in our language, in our culture genuinely thank you!!

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AITA for asking my ftm boyfriend to wear a dress while we get it on?

18+ warning, discussions of sex

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So, I (24 he) have been with my boyfriend (20 he) for a little under a year now. He’s an insanely pretty guy, not to say that he’s feminine but he gets a lot of attention.

Think pretty like a young Hugh Dancy when he had that long hair and light facial hair, but with brown eyes and a Greek nose. They honestly look a little similar. He’s a very obviously masculine person. He’s literally in better shape than me and has those nice shoulders and arms.

Alright, that being said, he loves cross dressing in the privacy of my apartment. He has multiple pairs of cute panties with those bows on the front, some Brandy Melville PJ sets, and a few night slips. It’s not a sexual thing, he just likes how he looks in them. And I do too. Wish I could wear those things too but I’m 6' and he’s lucky enough to be 5'2.

Recently, he bought himself this really pretty babydoll silhouette dress that drives me nuts. He jokingly called it coquette (??). For me, it’s that contrast between his masculine physique and + body hair and the girliness of the dress that really gets me. I don’t know. He’s literally ethereal, what can I say? Imagine Hugh Dancy in a cute little dress… yeah.

So, I asked him if he could wear it while we get all lovey. Told him I like seeing that small amount chest hair he’s got peek out of it and stuff, but he suddenly got all quiet. That worried me, so I immediately began to apologize but he kept pulling away and saying that he’s okay. Which he very obviously was not. He left after a few minutes even though we were planning on him staying the night and I spent the evening texting him and crying a little.

This morning, he texted me back and said he’s not mad at me or anything, he just needs to make sense of his emotions and think about some stuff. He told me that a lot of his friends had some bad experiences with past boyfriends who are cis and bisexual like me. Apparently it’s quite common for these sorts of guys to manipulate their transmasc/transgender partners into dressing more feminine or even going by she/her pronouns instead of they or he. Essentially detransitioning them for their own pleasure if that makes sense.

Even his own ex asked him not to get top-surgery and told my boyfriend that he prefers "feminine twink guys".

Thing is, I think his masculinity is beautiful. I love his body hair, I love his masculine frame, I love his muscular legs, I love his scars and what testosterone is doing for him, etc. I could go on for days. I would never have asked something like this if I didn’t know that he’s comfortable with wearing more traditionally feminine stuff beforehand. If anything, it actually accentuates his masculinity.

He said he doesn’t think that I’m like that but he got a little spooked and needs some time. I’m so scared I’m going to lose him. I love him so much.

Is it an asshole move to ask my transgender boyfriend to wear a dress for something so intimate? Should I have been more mindful?

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to any people learning spanish the difference between ano and año is very important to remember

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quackity: [to production offscreen] you could just wave me with a yes or a no. we- kind of? he says- [wheezes laughing] charlie: ki- what does that mean? "we kind of have it?" quackity: okay, play it, can you play it? charlie: do i kind of have cake all over my face? missa: [quiet, offscreen] kind of.