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101. Gammoth

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102. Elderfrost Gammoth

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104. Blangonga

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FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

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they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

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oh im gonna be weird about this for so long

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i will give tiktok one concession and that is that it has spawned a comment that contains a phrase that i think of often at relevant moments: pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

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what’s funniest about the pacific rim scientists is like. when newt geiszler says he’s a scientist he means an old-timey 1910s entomologist wearing khaki shorts and a comically oversized pair of binoculars traipsing through the jungle capturing endangered species of butterfly and murmuring “egads!! fascinating…..” and scribbling it in his journal. when hermann gottlieb is being a scientist it’s literally the fucking manhattan project. tortured chainsmoking physicist. pawn of a war. repressed homosexual all his life. gets executed for being a communist. And they have to do each other’s peer review

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Do not turn on the sound

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The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far

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Qurupeco needs to return cuz think about how many invaders have been introduced since third gen (or were missing from that generation). Imagine fighting a Qurupeco and it summons a Bazelgeuse, Rajang, or Crimson Glow Valstrax. So much potential for chaos

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fujoshi electrician burns another house down after installing male/male connection