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i hate him so much

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Not super. Not heroes. Not giving up. Teamwork😅 THUNDERBOLTS (2025)

Alexei: Do you want to know when I was really happy? When I was serving my country as a hero. Saving civilians in streets. Beeing cheered by the crowd.

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so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been very swamped being a confused and frightened idiot who can’t do basic life tasks like respond to her emails

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Have you used your local library’s services within the last year? Whether that be visiting in person or using online resources, like Libby.

- Yes

- No

- I don’t have a local library

- I mainly use my university’s library services instead of my local library’s

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taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing

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When did you first try alcohol?

Before I was of age

As soon as I was of age

Significantly after I was of age

Never

Holy Nuance

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thinking david corenswet is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles dark hair and blue eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think superman is hot? fucking superman? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and his jaw is nice wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SUPERMAN is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed

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support group for niche blorbo appreciators

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Always the writer, never the reader.

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Full article: https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/interactive/2025/israel-gaza-war-children-death-toll/

Just a few screenshots:

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Listen to me. Hairy dykes are vital to the community. Essential. And I mean hairy dykes. Happy trails, fuzzy stomachs, chest hair on breasts or flat chests or otherwise, hairy pits, full bushes, hairy arms and legs. Hairy asses. Facial hair. I’m talking all of it. If you’re a hairy dyke you’re a cornerstone of this community I love you you’re so sexy

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this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)

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I love the salute emoji. Im your loyal something

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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

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she was a pit viper in a fight

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You don't have anon on, bud. 😂😂😂

lmaooo...... it was because of all the ROP hate i was getting when it was releasing. i think that has finally calmed down so anon is back on :')

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Patrick Wilson as Orm Marius AQUAMAN AND THE LOST KINGDOM (2023) dir. James Wan