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Tan is Harry, Pink is Niall, Purple is Louis, Orange is Liam and Green is Zayn

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I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO SAD BUT LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE

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Warning if you’re straight: you wont be after this

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LET’S BE SAD aka Vex is missing her other half and it shows:

Vex gets black out drunk in the tavern and at first everyone’s just having a good time but suddenly she’s falling asleep on the table and that’s the point where Vax would look after her. Percy quietly helps her up to their room and tucks her into bed and if she calls him Vax he doesn’t mention it the next morning. 

She jumps into a dangerous situation and doesn’t bother to check her six because of course her brother always has her back and Keyleth is the one that jumps in to cover her.

At some point in a mission she offers: “we can stealth ahead” only to realize her partner in crime is not there and she pauses for a heavy charged second before Scanlan interferes “yeah, I’ll go invisible, let’s go!”

They don’t hear Vex laugh for a long time after Vax leaves. Grog is the first one that notices. He takes to calling her “stubby” and messing up her hair and giving her wet willies and even begins a prank war with her.

Her hair is a mess because she can’t braid it worth shit and okay in Whitestone her maidens will do it but on the road it just becomes a walking disaster until Pike offers to fix it in the mornings, carefully waving two blue feathers and a black one into it.

And even then there are inside jokes she starts telling only for her voice to trail off and die because he’s not there to share them. There are days when her heart is heavy and no one can tell. There are amused, amazed and disgusted looks where she expects to find an identical expression sharing her emotions, only to be met by emptiness.

One day she dies in battle and in the darkness her brother comes to her and Vax is furious that she’s dead but she’s just overwhelmed with happiness because for the first time in months she feels whole, no longer a broken half. Vax refuses to take her to the other side because “just give them a moment and they will bring you back” and he says it firmly and with conviction and Vex complains because what if she doesn’t want to go back? to be a broken half again? who could bring her back in the ritual if the one who is her heart is here with her right now? And he just strokes her cheek gently and tells her that even if she lost a half, she gained five more and that she’ll always be whole because he’s always with her too. 

Vex wakes up to five tearful and relieved faces that hug the everliving shit out of her and scold her for getting herself this hurt and just fill her heart with love and she realizes she can miss her brother and be whole too

I made myself cry writing this so I hope you’re all happy

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me to my husband: please hold me, the stress is not good for the baby husband: ??? what baby me: me. i’m the baby

@sexual-texts (via sexual-texts)

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Your friendly reminder that healthy looks different on everyone

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it's been almost two years now and I still love you like the very first time

letters to you, no. 2

I fell in love with you quickly.

At first glance, I was enraptured by your charm and your clever voice.

At second thought, I was infatuated with the idea of you.

At third consideration, I was trying to accept the fact that you weren’t mine.

At four in the morning, I slept with a constant prayer of ‘please don’t dream of you.’

At fifth meeting, I was getting better at not letting how much you affect me show.

Life went on, slowly. I never got over you though.

On the sixth day, everything changed, and suddenly you were real again.

You were real and you wanted me.

You were real and you made me smile.

You were real and five hours in, I didn’t want to leave, and six hours in I had no choice, and seven hours later I was still thinking about the feeling of your lips on mine. Twelve hours later, you called me.

A day goes by, a week goes by, hours spent on the phone or waiting for a message go by, and you’re still here.

And I’m still here.

Fifteen hours spent listening to your voice.

I fell in love every second, every minute, every number we could be defined by, I fell in love.

I fell in love with you quickly.

And I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

{I don’t easily fall in love, but loving you is easy}

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all the times I wrote about someone leaving, I never expected that someone to be you.

(via writeinscript)

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I’m stuck somewhere between hopeless romantic and cold-hearted cynic.

surgeryandsex  (via wnq-writers)

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