shorthistorian
shorthistorian
The Piña Colada of Mental Health
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Jordan. 30s. American History PhD. 5' 2'' tall. He/him/his.
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shorthistorian · 2 hours ago
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Webbon and the TheoBros have been clamoring more loudly in recent months about their wish to strip women, especially their own wives, of the right to vote. "You won't let women vote? Well, our society doesn't let five-year-olds vote," Webbon explained in a May podcast. He added that "a woman is like a child" and that "God has appointed men to protect them." As Sarah Stankorb at the New Republic documented, there has been growing support in Christian nationalist circles "for the repeal of the 19th Amendment and support a 'household vote' system in which men vote on behalf of their families." Hegseth's former sister-in-law reports she heard him echo similar sentiments. 
The Serena Joys are in the Finding Out stage of Fucking Around with fascists
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shorthistorian · 1 day ago
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literally can't stop thinking about handsome boy mushroom
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Top ten vanity plates ever spotted….no question
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currently his favourite thing in the world is this cat toy he broke (it’s meant to have feathers at the end!)
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shorthistorian · 2 days ago
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What’s this? Silly ol’ me won a design contest? :3c
My winning entry for my local queer organization’s t-shirt art contest! If you’d like a shirt of your own, you can grab one on their website (they should be available soon!)
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Has anyone done this yet
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shorthistorian · 3 days ago
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No pictures because my phone camera quality is Nah, but this morning I saw two American robins in my yand fighting over a worm and it was the most "yes, this is the correct scenario to see you in" experience I've had in ages :')
could only be beat by a male northern cardinal against a stark snowy background and/or a cedar waxwing eating photogenic red berries
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shorthistorian · 3 days ago
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Orange kitty
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Mr. Business and The Heavy have claimed the role of Luigi's giant goth girlfriends.
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shorthistorian · 3 days ago
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So disappointing when I unmute a video of animals and there's stupid music when I hoped the animals might be going eep.
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shorthistorian · 4 days ago
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I dunno maybe I’m way way off base and I’m gonna pay for it later in life but I just don’t think that letting my kid dip a few pretzel sticks in Nutella an hour before dinner should be considered morally unconscionable.
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The baby wouldn't let me work so she's in the timeout burrito
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Unintentionally ominous sign a friend took a photo of at a JoAnn's that's closing.
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