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thinking of jesus at the gay bar again………

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dear usamerican high schoolers looking for a way to resist fascism: sit through the pledge of allegiance.

no getting up. no looking at the flag.

everyone will be looking at you. you'll be sweating like a fucking hippopotamus. your teacher will sternly tell you to get up. you'll feel stupid and that maybe its not worth it because you're just a kid in a classroom. but I'm here to remind you that there are no real life consequences to detention. there are however real life consequences to resisting a thoughtless performance of nationalism.

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screenshots of despair

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blorbo rating system

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The annual big poll, please RB so I can reach as many people as possible

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A Saiga antelope at the endangered and extinct animals room in the museum in Basel. They're so small!

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holy shit y’all should watch this one, what an admirable person

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"Gentle Giant of Wizard Island" 12x12", Ink and watercolor, 2023. By Emily Poole.

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Thinking about last year when I dyed a bunch of my clothes with a black walnut brew.

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as a root vegetable, parsnip naturally desires to return to the earth 🌏🥕

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"The head is for the purpose of growing horns and so that the mouth can be somewhere" this is poetry. to me

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me: hmmm what quote from 1984 should i put into my essay for class just to have more words

brain: welcome to tiny train world

me: absolutely not

brain: ENJOY NOT BEING ABLE TO CATCH A TRAIN ANYMORE

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hey, we’ll be ok

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i hate looking at the thermometer and seeing some fuckass number like 2