Jordan. 30s. American History PhD. 5' 2'' tall. He/him/his.
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clearly we need to create a new folkloric figure for suburban americans called Cat-Stealer Johnson who drives around in a honda accord and steals any and all outdoor cats he sees. and if anyone confronts him he cackles like the wicked witch of the west and says "there's only one way to stop meeeee! keep your beasties indoors! the four walls of the human home are my only weakness! ahahahaaa!!" and with enough cultural saturation we will finally eliminate "indoor-outdoor cats" foreverrrrrr
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WAIT
AMERICAN'S DON'T HAVE CHRISTMAS CRACKERS????
#we do not have these#I’ve never seen one in person#maybe if you have a British relative#or there’s a big Teaboo in your family
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mē, tangō leviter Miētte cum latus pedīs meī: Miētta, dēmovēre ut nōn incurrere in tē
Miētte, cum oculōs ēius magnōs: tū CALITRĀS Miētte? tū calitrās corpus ēius sīcut follis? ēheu! ēheu! carcer prō Mātre! carcer prō Mātre prō Singula Mīlla Annōs!!!!
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Cookies represent the body of Santa while the milk represents the blood of Santa
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Merry Chrysler
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Finally saw Wicked (Part 1). Here are my Letterboxd one-liner reviews:
“Ariana Grande’s Galinda is a little freak (affectionate)”
“Somehow Bowen Yang is the least gay thing about this movie”
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I know I have shared the Bangor Savings Bank Christmas kittens before but I can’t find it so here, enjoy a trip back in time to 1980.
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some of my favorite alternate names for the second part of wicked:
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its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr
all of us
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Finally saw Wicked (Part 1). Here are my Letterboxd one-liner reviews:
“Ariana Grande’s Galinda is a little freak (affectionate)”
“Somehow Bowen Yang is the least gay thing about this movie”
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Letting this go is going to genuinely be so hard
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I have tried for years to discover something, anything, about this card with no success.
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Posting about the world's least canonical ship & having somebody tag it like "this is making me want to watch that show" is always so funny like no sorry I'm lying to you
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Star Trek Lower Decks "The New Next Generation"
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