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Okay but hear me out— We have so much Salvatore x Mikaelson content, which slays, obviously.

BUT. What if we derailed the usual chaos and went full curveball:

Salvatore sister OC x Alaric Saltzman.

Think about it: Damon’s already Alaric’s bourbon soulmate. But now imagine a Salvatore sister who’s equally unhinged but smarter, emotionally guarded, loyal to a fault, and actually protective of Elena and Jeremy—not just out of duty, but out of some twisted, genuine affection. They become Elena & Jeremy’s unofficial co-parenting team. They drink together. They don’t talk about feelings. But there’s tension. There’s something. She’s chaotic in silence. He’s exhausted but still dangerous. And maybe, just maybe, they get each other in ways no one else can.

Enemies fall in love. Mikaelsons scream. Damon is confused and offended. “Ric? Seriously?!” Yes, Damon. Seriously.

Let’s stir the pot. Would this be interesting? Or too cursed to function? Hmmmm…