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Shootie Stork

Ya? Wot is it?

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SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH ( i do assume you have a good taste for guns? here. -bio titan pukes a mountain worth of loot- ENJOY YOURSELF CHAPS! )

Dat's right orky of ya'z, nid! Gotta find a place to test dis new dakka out!

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Da humie dat runs dis blog got hisself a new wagon!

And da best part! IT'S RED! Gud work, humie! WAAAAGH!

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All dat da boyz need ta squish 'umies!

Ork weapons from the 6e 40k core rulebooks.

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Why 'aven't you gitz krumped dat puny eldar yet?!?!?!?

Really, what da bleedin' zog else can ya do wif 'er?

ダークエルフ受難編（１） Dark Elves passion series (1) (via 「ダークエルフ受難編（１）」/「味之介」のイラスト [pixiv])

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Deffskullz is da best skullz!

WAAAGH!!  Starting a Deathskulls army for 40K and got inspired to make this little guy.

Photoshop

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You greyskins have lotsa gud dakka, I's gives ya dat.

Ya choppin', on da uvva hand..........

The Tau in Close Combat by ~wibblethefish

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Zoggin' straight!

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Always gud to see some lootin'!

Wonda wot's in dose barrels, probably sumfing worf lootin'!

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Da only equa-shon worf solvin'!

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WAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *starts a mosh pit in the Orkish raider*

Da Gof Rockerz - Da Red Button.  NONE OF YOU CAN FULL UNDERSTAND HOW EXCITED I AM THAT I FOUND THIS. FUUUUUUUUCK.

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WAAAAGH! (Seriously, Zadgurk's a character that should be able to RP well with those outside the 40k universe)

Reblog if you do crossover RPs

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So far as I know, wot da zog iz ya, anyways? You wonnov dem Tau Boyz?

shootiestork started following you

… I’m not intruding on your territory, correct?

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DAT IS DA ORKIEST FING I 'AVE EVA SEEN!

ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ

ORKZ

ORKZ

ORKZ

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Ya know, I remembah working wif a freeboota. 'Is name was Gulgrog, an' he led dis big Waaaagh against da 'umies in dis place dey called da "Kuronous Expanse." Dey had dis big fort in space called Port Wander, an' me an' sum lootaz got plenty of bitz from that deal! Still, the Waaagh wasn't strong enough, so me an' da boyz krumped sum gitz an' took a raida, an we got da gork out of dat place quick!

Flashgit by ~1mpact

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Da absolute flashest git around!

Dat slugga looks like good lootin' too.

OH MY GOD I NEED THIS

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It's simple, boyz. It really is.