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*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

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One of these things is not like the others

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I was so naive to think that Johnny's defining character arc would be making amends to Robby.

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i fucking hate it when a movie or a tv show does some shit where a character has a shitty dad and another character tells them to forgive him because. "it's your dad". that means nothing. more people should be killing their fathers.

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you ever look at a character you like and think

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josh hartnett via instagram

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every time i see someone call kirk and spock the oldest ship, i'm filled with the urge to go "hmm actually the holmes and watson girlies have been here for a hundred years now", and i refrain because i know the natural conclusion of this game is gilgamesh and enkidu

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girls love having their little digital archives

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every time i see someone call kirk and spock the oldest ship, i'm filled with the urge to go "hmm actually the holmes and watson girlies have been here for a hundred years now", and i refrain because i know the natural conclusion of this game is gilgamesh and enkidu

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so ukraine now is the first country to be attacked with an intercontinental missile. by a neighbouring country. that's like russia summarized

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brother what

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this is how you know Twitter is officially cooked

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before you respond to anon hate resend it to yourself with a carefully placed typo that you can then mock at their expense

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wanted to share my favorite reddit post ever