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Gravity Falls fanart but it’s a reference to a response cover of a sung version of a comic parody of an 8-bit cover of a Steven Universe song

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Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

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Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

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A random Pokemon mystery dungeon concept, I thought a Nosepass and a Frigibax could form a funny team!

Oh yeah and a Swalot as a villain because I love Swalot.

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This screencap i took in like 2016 when me and my two old roomates would play roblox every night and you could still hit people with your car in Pizza Place

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Why is “barely legal” pornography always about age? I think they should experiment with teetering on other types of illegality. For example, they could film just outside of a restricted military area.

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every time i invent something new for worldbuilding purposes while also borrowing stuff that exists irl (eg making a fictional vegetable while carrots and onions are also a thing in-world) i think of this fucking post

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I understand the value of artistic liberties but what exactly is Yugio's haircut supposed to be. I've wondered this since childhood

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it’s been said before but the fact this site used to let you edit other people’s posts is beyond unhinged. the potential for slander was next level, you really could just edit the body of posts that weren’t even your own and it’d look like the OP said it. just casually spread misinformation via reblog, the original post being lost to time. john green cock monologue. sayonara you weeaboo shits. they gave us way too much power. can you imagine if a website let you do that today? people would lose their fucking minds. sure, on twitter you can impersonate anybody, but you have to make your own tweets. they would never let you edit other people’s tweets! that’s stupid! it’s literally the worst feature any social media site could ever have! if it ever happened somewhere else, it would be by accident and fixed immediately! but on old school tumblr? yeah, you could edit someone’s childhood fear from vampires to danny devito, and we all just had to live like that for years. INSANE.

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It’s been a hard day bro can you pet me

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The crazy thing about writing stories is eventually when enough is fleshed out, the rest just follows

Like, you know the state of your setting, the character's personalities and the problems you need to solve well enough that eventually the narrative straightens itself out for you and you see that your timeline is a fully realized story ready to actually be written (or in my case, drawn)

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Hey look at this

Look at it.

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ship dynamic i really like

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just two bros, some probably less than legally obtained takeout, and the effects of late stage capitalism