shoot-me-with-a-crayon
✨That One Asshole✨
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Hi I'm Sean or Stranger, nice to meet ya. :) I'm very very queer. he/it or she/they/bun/cor. Im 20. I draw sometimes but almost never post it here bc I keep forgetting to :'). Oh well, uh ily, have a nice day, mwah. https://en.pronouns.page/@bunny_venom https://bloodvenom.carrd.co/
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shoot-me-with-a-crayon · 6 hours ago
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sniperspy give a little kiss kiss but then they look over and pyro is just….. staring at them. no soul behind those goggles. they kinda freaked out by this but then all of a sudden pyro starts following them around like a little kid and their parents.
i love this ask ahaha "give a little kiss kiss" is so cute! i dont believe ive drawn characters kissing very much before, but i tried here for you :'D
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also, thanks for asking for pyro stuff actually! pyro is my third favorite character (aside from sniper and spy, of course) so i had a lot of fun with this :-) hopefully its as much fun to you as it was for me to draw! bonus:
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(sorry i didnt draw them following sniper and spy around :'D)
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shoot-me-with-a-crayon · 6 hours ago
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Maybe Spy got a new addiction
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shoot-me-with-a-crayon · 6 hours ago
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Story of my life🥱
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just imagine a funny caption idont knwo
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shoot-me-with-a-crayon · 6 hours ago
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wanted to share my favorite reddit post ever
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shoot-me-with-a-crayon · 6 hours ago
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hi guys. woke up to this on my phone today. zero fucking recollection of writing this down
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shoot-me-with-a-crayon · 10 hours ago
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i cant stop wathcing this fucking video. heavy's dick is velcro. is not that bad.
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shoot-me-with-a-crayon · 12 hours ago
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accidentally hit something on the treadmill at my gym and it opened a web browser??
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shoot-me-with-a-crayon · 12 hours ago
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nothing compares to the calendar on this site. flat fuck friday. the halloween post that always shows up mid july. you see four anime girls and immediately know what day of the week it is. on the ides of march we all wake up and clown on some guy who got stabbed two thousand years ago. last week we celebrated down with cis day. I can’t wait for ever given and nov 5th anniversary memes. anyways have a lovely neil banging out the tunes day
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shoot-me-with-a-crayon · 12 hours ago
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shoot-me-with-a-crayon · 1 day ago
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I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"
One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"
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shoot-me-with-a-crayon · 1 day ago
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when travis mcelroy said “what if you could just cut out the bullshit and do good recklessly?” and when marc evan jackson said “now go do something good” and when chidi anagonye said “i argue that we choose to be good because of our bonds with other people” and when brennan lee mulligan said “you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. if you choose to care, then the universe cares. and if you don’t, then it doesn’t”
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shoot-me-with-a-crayon · 1 day ago
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My mom thought I was insulting myself when I called myself a brat I’m laughing
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I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF THIS AND I HATE IT-
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Pencil and cup+straw | Past and Present
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shoot-me-with-a-crayon · 1 day ago
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I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.
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