shoot-me-with-a-crayon
shoot-me-with-a-crayon
✨That One Asshole✨
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Hi I'm Sean or Stranger, nice to meet ya. :) I'm very very queer. he/it/she or bun/cor. Im 21. I draw sometimes but almost never post it here bc I keep forgetting to :'). Oh well, uh ily, have a nice day, mwah. https://en.pronouns.page/@bunny_venom https://bloodvenom.carrd.co/
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shoot-me-with-a-crayon · 2 days ago
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when something major goes down in a fandom you're not a part of
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shoot-me-with-a-crayon · 2 days ago
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the fandom experience is seeing someone make a joke that twists your blorbo's characterization for comedic purposes and not saying anything because you know its just a joke and you don't want to be a killjoy but also knowing this kind of thing definitely influences unironic depictions of the blorbo so you just stand there like that meme of the guy with his lips pursed and his veins popping
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shoot-me-with-a-crayon · 2 days ago
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shoot-me-with-a-crayon · 2 days ago
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really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this
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when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor
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shoot-me-with-a-crayon · 2 days ago
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honestly im already so so SO happy I even made the top 50. Mindwave was such an instant artistic inspiration to me on every level, getting acknowledged at all is an honor 😭
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shoot-me-with-a-crayon · 2 days ago
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Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.
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shoot-me-with-a-crayon · 2 days ago
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the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable
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shoot-me-with-a-crayon · 2 days ago
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walk into the local in a skirt and a guy calls me a “fucking faggot”, and i explain to him that im actually a femboy not a trans woman and he says “oh sorry lad, so you still relate to masculinity in some sort of way” and im like yeah and hes like “sorry mate” and im like ur fine honestly happens all the time and hes like “buy you a drink?” and one turns into two turns into three and he’s hilting in me in the mens and im panting and my mascara’s running and my tits are bouncing and my skirt’s up over my little estrogenated ass and he says “good girl” and i moan and he says “i fucking knew it” and clatters my head off the wall and i go down and he doesnt even have the good grace to finish on my unconscious body hes so mad. anyway can you pick me up i have a concussion
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shoot-me-with-a-crayon · 2 days ago
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now of course I don't use tonetags and my posts can be confusing because of this, but also I speak in flat affect in real life and half of my jokes are me saying something confusing in a very serious voice, so it's all part of the immersive experience
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shoot-me-with-a-crayon · 2 days ago
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so im a very sentimental person. i very much like to keep memorabilia and keepsakes and stuff to remind me of certain occasions/events. at the same time, i don't very often experience occasions so special that i'd like to keep something from them. luckily, i don't need to experience anything to take clips of the stupid things me and my friends do/say in voice call.
so i take a lot of stupid clips. beyond the fact that the hotkey for recording the last 1 minute and 15 seconds of my computer activity is *very* easy to accidentally press, i take a lot of stupid clips that are much longer than they warrant being- the moment i wanted to clip was less than 10 seconds long, but the clip itself is a 1:15 long 1080p video. this leads to, rather large video file sizes.
i also have adhd. i am very bad at sticking with a monotonous task, especially one that pretty much enables constant distraction (i.e., cleaning out old clips by looking through them one by one to see which ones are worth keeping (for the record, none of them are very worth keeping in any objective sense. no one but me will ever see them.))
this leads to, this problem.
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shoot-me-with-a-crayon · 3 days ago
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You won’t see this every day but making sure the system cannot proceed unless women have a seat at the table is the best possibly thing you can do in a place of privilege.
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shoot-me-with-a-crayon · 3 days ago
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blorbo thoughts
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finished the MK/Venom sketches, might turn them into stickers :3c
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shoot-me-with-a-crayon · 5 days ago
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shoot-me-with-a-crayon · 5 days ago
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obsessed with the woman at the dmv who replied with a firm “no” when asked if she wanted to be an organ donor but when the clerk asked “do you want junk mail? we sell your name and address to companies” she paused and gave a very thoughtful yet decisive “…yeah”
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shoot-me-with-a-crayon · 5 days ago
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shoot-me-with-a-crayon · 5 days ago
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shoutout to the brief civil war that went down on the balatro subreddit today
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