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A bus may have only a couple of passengers, especially at the beginning or end of its route. But let’s also take fuel efficiency into account.

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Current mood

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Henlo, here's Poppy my 14? yr old cat with hyperthyroidism and slight kidney issues

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Erm, I'm back to figure out if I wanna migrate from the bird app.

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what really bothers me is the way we put wolves on a pedestal but treat coyotes like garbage. despite being closely related enough to frequently interbreed, wolves are regarded as noble, beautiful creatures while coyotes are trashy, dirty animals. coyotes have held on remarkably well despite the pressures we have put on them by destroying their habitats, they’re incredibly intelligent, and they’re equally as beautiful as wolves. i hate to do the whole “you can see the intelligence in their eyes!!” thing but you honestly can. i wish they got the appreciation they deserve

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I never wanted to invite any kind of discourse onto this page, the comic is, was and always will be about love and happiness, but some rather unsavoury people seem to have invited themselves in, and I really can’t enjoy myself before I address the matter.

 And now back to posting nice comics, about nice things, for nice people. Thank you.

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“When a human says ‘hold my beer’, that’s a warning. That’s when you run. ESPECIALLY if the said human is not currently holding a beverage.”

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the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

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i am stupid for free. no one pays me to be this stupid and i think that’s very brave

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gay people: historically, we’ve always existed.

the cishets: *shit themselves in confusion*

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Apollo: ....Or is it distressingly heterosexual?

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No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.