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Helloo dAddY...
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“Annie & Albert” comic strip, by american cartoonist J. Michael Leonard, in Playboy magazine (october 1979).
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i just realized this is funny every month of the year actually
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Les Edwards - Weirder Shadows over Innsmouth, 2013
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To the anon who messaged me, thank you very much. It's a little personal so I'm not gonna answer it publicly but I really do appreciate the advice!
#emmie answers#i dont remember writing that in the tags of a post i was probably half asleep#for real though thanks
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I'm back, sweethearts😈
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I thought I'd share one of my fave interactions from a while ago
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Why am I always attracted to dead guy💀💀
He's so handsome anyways💜💚🤍🖤
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🐙💦 commission by @kapitein-oranghien-29
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Huh. Interesting dream last night. I had a three way with Gostoc and some random Godrick soldier at one point. Probably won't go into the juicy details unless specifically asked because I doubt anyone cares lol but it was pretty good!
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Beej: hey, you drink boba, try this
Y/n takes a big sip
Beej: I know how much you love my balls in your mouth
Y/n nearly chokes
#me when id actually be into this#when he's trying to be gross and funny but you have an eyeball fetish.....#i could match his freak is a pretty insane thing to say about a character like beetlejuice but#i could match his freak#beetlejuice
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the shit they're having keaton do to promote this movie free him
also BJ calling his fans little juiceboxes
#im still so salty there is not a full length asmr video#i need him to mumble nonsense and put bugs in my ears for 10 minutes straight#beetlejuice
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i see enough tdicks i forget that’s not the normal state of vulvas + clitorises. i see an image of a cis woman’s pussy ESPECIALLY when it’s shaved and i’m like What is that. where is the penis
#okay might be a little tmi here#but im intersex and have a teensy bit of bottom growth due to my t levels being naturally somewhat elevated#and always have to remind myself to look up references when drawing because I always default to drawing vaginas with prominent clitorises#and i know that is not always the case#the human body is so awesome and varied#honestly wish i could go on t for a few months just to get a lil more growth and maybe even out my body hair#sorta sucks being stuck with a awful patchy 16 year old kind of beard and hair on only one side of my chest#i have to deal with the hassle of shaving my chin and neck but without the ability to even grow a full beard if i wanted to#but i live in TX. Doubt i convince a doctor to prescribe and even if they did my insurance couldn't cover it so i couldnt afford it#doctors are more concerned advertising laser hair removal services to me and it's fucked
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Just some Beej outfits from Beetlejuice Beetlejuice because my man’s outfits were so much fun this time around.
My faves are the OG suit and the Immigration Officer look, followed swiftly by the wedding outfit, but they’re all very good.
Yeah I’m still unwell about this film.
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I just want to make out with a 600 year old dead guy and I don't see why that is a problematic statement
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Ok ill say it since NOBODY ELSE FUCKING WILL.
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I need this man to put his disgusting fucking mouldy hands all over me. I know his breath probably smells like the fridge i found in the forest once, but id let his freakishly long tongue choke me out. Like, i know damn fucking well im not the only one.
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