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Pervy Old Man || Keatlejuice x Reader 18+

A pervy old man that haunts your apartment, only to steal your underwear and return them in a much more dilapidated state.

A pervy dead guy that openly ogles you no matter what you wear. Be it nothing or dressed head-to-toe modest, he adjusts himself in his pants and gives you a wolf whistle, a smack on the ass, or both.

A perverted, filthy, degenerate man that tries to get you to sleep with him whenever you get home. Hell- in any semi-private spot. (changing rooms, bathrooms, etc.) That's always just aching for you to "at least give him a lil kiss, babes. He misses you."

A pervy old man that offers to give you the "honor of joining him" when you catch him jerking off to cheap porn on your tv.

A pervy old man that loves the way you try to hide your moans because god forbid you give him any more of an ego about how good his dick feels.

A pervy old man that strokes your hair when you're asleep and murmurs about how much he loves you.

A pervy old man that babbles to himself with dirty talk about how pretty you look while he fucks his fist.

A pervy old man that knows full well that him smoking a cigarette and blowing that ghastly smoke into your face turns you on, no matter how much you glare at him.

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UNTITLED 

by Lesle Kieu

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PIN-UPS OF THE APOCALYPSE

by Victor Maristane

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SPIDER QUEEN

by Jimmy Nijs

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ANGEL OF TRANSCENDENCE

by Luke Starkie

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So stupid but

When toonjuice is split in two

They try having a threesome with y/n

And it starts out fine, gentle kissing, light groping

And it's all fun and games until they start fighting

Y/n laying on the bed, naked, face flushed, hair a mess, ready for Insertion, both toonjuices sit before them, each juice holding a leg open

"Alright, I'll go first, then you get my sloppy seconds"

"Or, I go first and I get my own sloppy seconds♡"

"Very funny-"

"Come on, y/n needs the right slob for the job"

"Guys?" You interject

"Not now y/n" They both reply

They both begin shoving each other and try to shove their cocks inside

At one point they managed to get both of their cocks heads inside causing y/n to shout

Cutting to y/n, wearing a blanket around their body throwing them both out of their house

"Until you settle *this* we're not having sex"

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Marquis No. 13

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Still haven’t seen the new movie but I’ve been thinking about him. Disgusting old man

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Beetlejuice (1988)

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Sometimes you’ve just got to think of your favorite character getting fucked against a wall to get through the work day.

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Helloo dAddY...

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“Annie & Albert” comic strip, by american cartoonist J. Michael Leonard, in Playboy magazine (october 1979).

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i just realized this is funny every month of the year actually

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Les Edwards - Weirder Shadows over Innsmouth, 2013

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To the anon who messaged me, thank you very much. It's a little personal so I'm not gonna answer it publicly but I really do appreciate the advice!