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lil shit ily

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my dash is on a very specific wavelength tonight it would seem

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Birds are freaks

look at this shit how do you even do that with your neck thas is crazy

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played a recent horror game demo and when i got to a specific part the game played the steam screenshot noise and said "screenshot saved to documents folder :D" and then when i frantically searched my files paths it gave me this

that red arrow is something i added to point out that thats the player character down there, not the monster meaning the game had someone up there following my character

they do it 2 more times and each time i dropped everything to find the picture cause ive never seen a game really do this idea before of having a different pov of something or someone following you but only seeing it after they got a pic

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baseball

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so polite

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daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

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a hexbug is a perfect machine. battery just small enough for its fragile little plastic housing. the motor inside vibrates to give the illusion of life, but only for the absurd task of shuffling around a flat surface randomly. oftentimes it flips over, unable to right itself, a perfect mimickry of the humble beetle. and you can build little racetracks for them. no notes. i love you hexbug.

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tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!

me: **growls really hard**

jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe…

me: i know jeff, i know

slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**

me: **sighs**

police: **en route**

jeff: **the killer**

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(trying to see if mario has time to hang out) alright mario what's your agenda look like today

mario: "my a-gendeir is a-he/him today! yahoo!"

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“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made

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Never skip the flavour text in a Toby Fox game.

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it's messed up that men with long hair can just cut their hair and then no longer be a man with long hair

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me: So then we take the liquified wood pulp, and dry it again, into these thin sheets. caveman: [confused, but trying to keep up] uh huh. me: And we take the graphite stick - it doesn't need to be wrapped in wood like this, but we like making them this way so you don't get graphite on your hands. And that's what we draw with. caveman: [eyes lighting up] Oohhh so you use the wood pulp sheets to paint on them, like hides? me: Exactly! And now, you could use this method to draw anything you can visualise with your mind's eye, but for the sake of this demonstration, let's draw a vision of a woman with features of an animal whose powers and traits she represents, and a figure that is stylised and exaggerated beyond what nature really allows. caveman: As wide as she is tall, with tits to match? me: Exactly. caveman: This is the only sensible use of this technology.

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My super cool AU where the soul gains a voice after enabling mic settings, and it and Kris spend the rest of the chapter cussing each other out.