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I’ve been waiting for this show to drop the Tragic Backstory and it finally happened hell yeah

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I’m experiencing a first world problem

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amok time

kirk: *rips his shirt*

kirk’s nipples:

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due to personal reasons these are not the hell your whales

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Nobody:

Snufkin: crimes

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I feel like we don’t talk about the OG text on this meme enough

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nervous new ensign: so why is the cmo called “bones”?

kirk: oh! it’s from the old term sawbo-

bones, from across the room: because i eat them

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Kinda nuts how pleasant internet interactions can be when you’re deliberately nice to people. It’s always good to give someone the benefit of the doubt before engaging with them

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tng: welcome aboard the starship enterprise, a luxury cruise ship drifting among the stars. our crew contains notable elements of Diversity and our captain gets pegged by an omniscient being from another dimension. enjoy the soft jazz concerts, shakespeare performances, and infinitely powerful holodecks at your leisure

ds9: hop aboard Station On Fire Trash Can bitch. does our shit work? no. is this a safe place to live? fuck no. senior officers include Space Dad, Lesbian Terrorist, Trans Worm, Goo, Dr. Twink, and Perpetually Confused White Guy. if you want to get dragged into an elaborate crime syndicate, contract a deadly space disease, or get stabbed in a barfight, you’ve come to the right place. also, holosuites are for fucking. yeehaw

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hear noises

pause music

complete silence

play music

hear noises again

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this is how you guys sound

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Roll for charisma to see if you can interact with this post.

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Suspense, Horror and Mystery Genre Differences Infographic

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My favorite Game of Thrones characters, Sandor and Tyrion, are living it up!

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