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as far as im concerned all yuri is toxic yuri because nobody should ever be in relationships

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One thing i am tired of is my anime wall scrolls falling to the ground in the middle of the night and scaring the shit out the frailminded ancient i keep shackled to the other side of the room because when he pulls on the chains in a futile attempt to escape some of his former strength comes back.... It will be really annoying to fix that wall if he does get away plus he will probably kill me for having captured him a century ago lol

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My scientist husband is at a conference today and he wants you all to know that those symptoms might be painless migraines.

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This is literally the funniest fucking thing Edgeworth has ever said

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appalachia is devastated. towns i loved, towns i visited all the time, are gone. not damaged, GONE. they are leveled to the ground. there is nothing left but rubble and ruin. people are dead. appalachia is poor to begin with and relies on tourism for a lot of its income, and multiple of those tourist locations are just...gone.

my town is okay, but it's flooded and wrecked. trees are blocking all but one way out of our neighborhood. power lines are hanging limp in the roads. we've been without power for over 24 hours and will continue to be without power for likely another 24+. disabled people and poor people are GOING to die from this. gods save appalachia.

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Oh my god I just remembered last night's dream. I was a concubine at an ancient Chinese emperor's court, and he decided to make all of the concubines hotdogs, but his hotdogs SUCKED it was like the tiniest sausage and a mountain of toppings, and I was the only one who didn't force myself to eat it so he sentenced me to death

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Streamers say 'mods' the same way a medieval lord would say 'guards'

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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨‼️😱 it’s about to get HOT 🥵 and STEAMY ♨️ in those ⚖️ courtrooms ⚖️ because the 🗣️ NEW YERRRRK LITTY 🏙️🗽MAYOR 🤮 ERIC ADAMS 🤮 is OFFICIALLY 👮🧑‍⚖️ inDICKted🍆 for FEDERAL 💦 CUMruption 💦 after a LOOOONG 😉😏 investiGAYtion 🏳️‍🌈 😩 🍑 someone is about to get 😩🍆FUCKED 🍆🍑 all ➡️ the ➡️way ➡️to ➡️FEDERAL PRISON 🔜‼️ who would have 🧠 THOT 😏 the (s)EX-NYPD CUMSTAIN 😩🍆💦 I mean CAPTAIN 👀 🚓🚓👮‍♂️🚨 would get CAUGHT being 😏🍑💦 NAUGHTY and 😩BEGGING 🙏 🧎on his 🦵KNEES🦵💦‼️‼️👋 😩 send🤳 this to 6️⃣9️⃣ NYC BADDIES 👀🫦 and mayor adams will spend 6️⃣9️⃣ 💦😏 YEARS in FEDERAL PRISON 🥊!! 🤩🥳 send 🤳this to 🔟 NYC BADDIES 💅and ⚖️ DADDY LAW👨‍⚖️ will HANDCUFF 🚓👮‍♀️mayor adams!!! 😏😏 send🤳 0️⃣ and mayor adams will 🚶WALK a FREE man!!!!⛓️‍💥😬😭

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they should make an international travel that is free if you're internet friends

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kicked out of the bdsm scene for saying “you got it, boss!” in an old timey henchman voice whenever someone tells me what to do

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they invented a new salad named dont be scared everything will work out

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it's been a while since since I first saw Ola's fundraiser circulating on the dash. it's been a while, too, since I spoke to Ola for the first time, and a while since I last made a post to bring attention to her fundraiser. in the last post I wrote for Ola I spoke of my dismay at the ratio of notes on one of her most widely circulating fundraising posts to donations her fundraiser has received (the former being disturbingly higher than the latter).

I'm having a version of that experience again now. I'm looking at Ola's gofundme page in something like disbelief. Ola's fundraiser should be further along than it is. we're approaching the point where it will have been a year of constant bombardment and displacement and threat of every imaginable kind to Ola and her family, and her fundraiser isn't far beyond the halfway point.

Ola and her family need money not only to escape this situation, but also to survive it. the weather is growing worse, food prices are still sky high, and there is danger every moment. i watched a video the other day which made the point that solidarity is not supposed to be easy - it's not just one click (though that one click is also vital in situations like these) but rather a commitment to go out of your way to help when necessary. your help is necessary here. share Ola's fundraiser as much as you possibly can, but please also remember to give whatever you have the means to give.

here's a link to Ola's gofundme / here's a link to Ola's verification (line 205).

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hi, everyone. i was recently contacted by Weam Fan, a displaced high school student from Gaza. Before the zionist occupiers began their genocidal war against Palestine, she was in her last school year, about to graduate and pursue university.

she and her family have been displaced multiple times, and are suffering from multiple health issues. her mother is suffering from a very painful back injury, a sloped disc to be specific, and cannot recieve any treatment because of the ruthless agression of the imperialists.

please, anyone who reads this post, don’t just reblog it. please donate, and help her.

@mesetacadre @chexcastro @hazeltongzhi @red-hot-yuri-peppers @lambdadeltacommie @vestian-dynasty @txttletale