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"Siiiilent night, hooooly night, all is calm, all is OH MY GOD KILL IT, KILL IT!!!" #merrychristmas #scarychristmas #nightmare #killit

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"Last Christmas I gave you my heart, this year I'm giving you a construction paper Conan O'brien smuggling coal in his dress!" #teamcoco #diy #diychristmas #whatthe #merrychristmas @teamcoco

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I like to think this is what Frosty the Snowman would have looked like if he were dreamed up by Hunter S. Thompson during a peyote quest. #fearandloathing #acidchristmas #whatisthat #scarychristmas

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Hey @nbcsnl you're kinda stealing my thing here... Credit where credit is due though, shitty solo cup ornaments are never not funny. #merrychristmas #snl #tinafey #uglyornament

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"Here Mom, now we can celebrate Rudolf's glam phase forever" #uglyornament #disco #glam #glitterbomb #merrychristmas

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"I'm a tortured genius, not just a kid who's really, really shitty at drawing Christmas trees. You believe me, right Mom?" #savant #christmaspainting #masterpiece

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"Mom, I know you've always wondered what it would look like if Betty Boop had a baby with a stalk of broccoli, so now you know. Merry Christmas!" #christmashumor #ninjaturtle #bettyboop #christmas #momlife h/t @tinaortiz13

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"Mom, I know that nothing gets you in holiday spirit like a purple felt vagina. Merry Christmas!" #uglyornaments #sorrymom #whatisit #whatisthat #accidentalvagina

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"In hindsight, trying Grandpa's eggnog for the first time right before painting this ornament for you might not have been the best idea..." #uglyornaments #eggnog #merrychristmas #diy #diychristmas #stockings

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"Turns out the deadliest catch looks a lot like a goldfish cracker wrapped in a scarf Grandma made me..." #grandma #merrychristmas #goldfish #whatthe #uglyornaments

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"The teacher told us to paint an angel, but I thought it would look better as a frog with wings and no face, don't you Mom?" #uglyornaments #whatisit #sorrymom #merrychristmas #frogs

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"I couldn't remember what you asked us for this year, Mom, but I think it was a string of unwrapped cough drops tied to a paper clip, right?" #merrychristmas #sorrymom #coughdrops #whatisit #uglyornaments

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"We ran out of paint so I had to improvise. By the way, can you let Dad know we're out of Pepto Bismol?" #uglyornaments #peptobismol #gopink #merrychristmas #sorrydad

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"This is what I see when I close my eyes at night...you're in for a long, long ride raising me, Mom" - Carlee #uglyornaments #sorrymom #whatisthat #scaryangel #merrychristmas

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"I couldn't decide between making you a cute little turtle or an adorable hedgehog, so I mashed them together into this nightmare creature. Seasons greetings, Mom!" #merrychristmas #whatisthat #killmenow #itsalive #uglyornaments #cantunsee

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"When I started it was a hockey stick. By the time I finished it was a foot dipped in puke. Whoops! Merry Christmas Mom!" #diychristmas #uglyornaments #merrychristmas #sorrymom #hockey #hockeylife h/t @smeesa

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Submit your own shitty ornaments in DM or to uglyornaments@gmail.com #merrychristmas #uglyornaments #diychristmas