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Horse armor day one dlc confied for tes 6. Biggest collection of horse armor and horse paraphernalia out of any Elder Scrolls game.

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Tes 6 will fix you. Not in the metaphorical way, but in the medical way. Like a stray cat.

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To shake things up from the last game, instead of 8 or even 9 Divines, TES 6 will feature 23 Divines. Notably a few familiar ones will be missing, however we doubt they will be missed.

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The next Eder Scrolls Game will have a a brand new set of musical stylings and zero returning songs that are not remastered to better fit the energy they're going for now. Which after much consideration is mostly techno, house, and EDM.

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The Elder Scrolls 6 would like me to let you know that they saw you from accross the bar and they really dig your vibe. They wanted to know of they could buy you a drink.

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Tes 6 will be required to adhere to FDA regulations, and remove the low percentage of human meat, blood, etc that goes into making its games. Of course, this has somewhat delayed production as the team tries to figure out a suitable work-around.

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The Eldee Scrolls 6 will have its own theme restraunt, in which guests will come in, and be served classic Elder Scrolls meals, like full wheel of cheese, 15 loaves of bread, the bare minimum salt and steak, and all the raw, uncooked vegetables you could ever dream of.

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No adopting kids (humanoid children) in the Next elder scrolls game, you can only adopt kids (baby goats).

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In TES 6, The goblins will be hot. In what way? Nay, I shant say.

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Elder Scrolls 6 will take cues from 90s children television in an attempt to make things more child-friendly, and introduce a small, theoretically cute gremlin mascot that will exist to be annoying, make jokes, quip constantly, and blatantly make your life harder as they blunder into mistake after mistake. They are obviously unkillable, even by means of the console, and can't be escaped by any means by the player.

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The next TES game will allow you to be a shop keeper, with none of the glitz or glam of the idealized world of customer service, instead letting players finally roleplay as a minimum wage customer service employee! In the most dynamic npc interaction in the gane, deal with rowdy customers, unhappy inn guests, and straight up assholes, all of which have more lines of dialog than the main antagonist!

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TES 6 will let you be a train conductor, as in a bold new move for the series, Bethesda will allow the player to operate, design, and run a wide reaching series of Trains and Rail Lines accross the game world while still fighting monsters, bandits, and the horrors of Oblivion [ none of which like your choo choo trains :( ]

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Everyone, they're removing maces. I'm so sorry to all mace and blunt weapon users. It should've been swords Im so sorry.

For simplifying TES6, Bethesda will be removing one of the main melee weapon types. Which one? I'm not certain so I might as well make my first poll and see how it goes! Pick one that must go...

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As every Elder Scrolls game has used a different form and Phase of Khajiit as their playable version (barring a repeat or two), TES 6 will be no different, having players play as the often under-represented Alfiq Khajiit exclusively.

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The werewolves in TES 6 will be annatomically Correct.

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The real Elder scrolls game we have been waiting over a decade for will be the friends you made along the way while waiting for the Elder Scrolls game that should have probably come out a few years ago.

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The Elder Scrolls 6 will have gay sex exlusively in an attempt to deter modders from.making straight sex mods. As a hardcodded script will detect sex mods and make them as gay and over the top as all humanly possible. This will be completely unintentional on Bethesda's part.