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Breagh: Bennett you're having a nip slip.

Bennett: Oh my gawd.

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Hayden: I wanna spank your ass so bad but that's bad [proceeds to spank mermaid Elias]

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Elias: Am I a meat eater? I am a meat eater bro. I love to eat me some meat. Yum yum.

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Clara: I'm good at telling guys what they want to hear

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Cyrus: Do you want to have phone sex Tali?

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Elias: Our phones just had an orgasm.

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Hayden (referencing a rower): He likes small blondes and that's just not me.

Edwin: Oh so he likes me?

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Bennett: If she was a pig would she be hot?

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Hayden: I'm not gonna enjoy my stripping if I'm ugly!

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Elias (wearing US Ski team leggings in public): I will remedy this quagmire

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Bennett [italian bikes by]: Grazi let me see ya peepee

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Bennett: I put flippers on my horse and that shit stayed up.

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Edwin: Rahh I’m taller than all of Ireland right now.

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Devin: He picked it up, squeezed it, and started laughing.

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Edwin: Bennett can I zip your butt up Bennett: [sensual sigh] … Edwin: It was a two hand job.

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Bennett [Peeling off facemask]: This must be what it feels like to be high.

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Quincy: [About Bluetooth speaker at airbnb] Maybe we can hookup with this.

Elias: Is that in a make out or have sex way?