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Magic can theoretically be used by anyone but it takes years of meditation and weaving past the fabric of the self and burrowing into the soul of the universe to cast even the most basic spells so where did this farm boy from the back ass of nowhere find the time to learn how to cast fireball

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Gives Death this:

GENTLEMEN

START YOUR CRABS

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14:16 <@megaprogman> My school is having a workshop soon on federal jobs openings 14:16 <@megaprogman> I don't think I will go to that workshop 14:16 <+isley> LOL 14:17 <+isley> dude you could have a lucrative career geting scapegoated and fired from a failing empire

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12:50 <+noelbius> oh true he is a total asshole. like if i worked construction for NCDOT and i caught him at a pool hall id put a racoon up his ass.

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16:21 <+isley> did you know ive never had chipolte? 16:21 <+grimbius> Then you've never truly shit your pants. 16:22 <+grimbius> A proper relentless stream of agony as you curse a dead god 16:22 <+grimbius> Also they skimp on portions.

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“Hope can be a powerful force. Maybe there’s no actual magic in it, but when you know what you hope for most and hold it like a light within you, you can make things happen, almost like magic.”

— Laini Taylor, Daughter of Smoke & Bone

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“I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I’m like a collection of paradoxes.”

— Ferdinand de Saussure

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“You must love in such a way that the person you love feels free.”

— Thich Nhat Hanh

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Don't argue with the bat bot in #rantradio.

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12:01 <+isley> I gotta exercise now. Yucky. 12:01 <+isley> It's tough being a chubby beefcake 12:02 <+hemi770> why not train the burritos to do the exercise before you eat them 12:07 <+isley> yeah then I can just steal their power 12:07 <+hemi770> moar burrito powahz

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19:01 <@megaprogman> https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/08/us/politics/pentagon-ufo-alien-review.html?smid=nytcore-android-share 19:01 <@PeacePuppy> Title => Pentagon Review Finds No Evidence of Alien Cover-Up - The New York Times 19:01 <+isley> why would the aliens be doing the cover up? 19:02 <@megaprogman> maybe they like blanket forts

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<baby boo> I am not up tp date with the official build-a-villain rules of the nintendo universe

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<WhatSaraSaid> I must admit this is my first time being peenappled

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<goo> TwINK now means twelve incomes no kids

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<abbii> it's ruined a lot of dumps <Turtle> just like hot sauce

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<bieber> I thought the entire point of programming was to escape the cycle of death and rebirth of JavaScript frameworks