shitpostingismyjob
22 | he/they
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just a horny slut tbh
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shitpostingismyjob · 4 days ago
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Trans men really do make the ultimate subs. We're all hyped up on testosterone which makes us permahorny, have no refractory period and can be bred all day without needing to prep. This is your call to action to pump your local tboy full of pups today
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shitpostingismyjob · 4 days ago
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love a mutt that walks around aroused all the time. would love to turn you around by your hips and plant you firmly on my lap, pushing down your waistband juuust enough to shove a hand down your pants. cooing at how slick my finger tips immediately get, how easily they glide over your dumb mutt cock. do you really walk around all day with this sticky wet mess coating your inner thighs? leaving your boxers all sloppy like that? that’s really so disgusting. need me to hold your hips down and clean it up with my tongue for you, since you’re obviously so needy and dog brained that you can’t seem to help yourself?
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shitpostingismyjob · 4 days ago
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fantasizing about wearing a realistic stroker while i'm being fucked from behind on all fours so i can feel my dick swing with every thrust 🥴
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shitpostingismyjob · 4 days ago
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“my daughter turned out fine” he’s a puppy slut tumblr whore who whines and whimpers like a dog when he’s masturbating and gets off to the feeling of being controlled
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shitpostingismyjob · 4 days ago
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"God, please. Please, it hurts"
"Good. It's suppossed to. You deserve this."
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shitpostingismyjob · 4 days ago
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Here, take this. Hm? Oh it's to drug you into a state where you won't be able to resist me and I plan on filling every hole you have with cum
Ya, like you're such a pathetic pup I thought "why would I try and slip it in it's drink when I can just tell them to swallow it" right! Now you'll be a good pet and swallow it right~
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shitpostingismyjob · 4 days ago
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need that kind of morning sex where the other person just needs to use my body so all I need to do is lay there still half asleep and in total bliss from being used like a fleshlight for their morning wood
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shitpostingismyjob · 4 days ago
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No, you stupid fucking slut. You don't "need" to cum. All this edging must be making your head so fuzzy, no wonder you're confused. Of course you don't "need" to cum. I decide what you need, darling.
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shitpostingismyjob · 4 days ago
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I need him to tie me down completely and make me watch all kinds of porn. He’ll put on whatever he wants, and observe my cunt getting wetter when he puts on something I like. He’ll laugh and tease me about how wet I get over whatever I’m watching. Call me pathetic because “really? THIS is what you get off too? Wow, you really are just a dirty, depraved little pervert, aren’t you?”
He’ll stick his fingers in me and touch me up to different videos, and see when I moan the most. He’ll force me to act out certain scenes to see which ones I like most.
“Really? this is what you like, puppy?”
But he’ll wait until I’m dripping down my thighs to flip me over, spank my hole and absolutely ravage me from behind.
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shitpostingismyjob · 4 days ago
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your Dom saying “I just need to use this,” and pushing you down so they can fuck one of your holes
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shitpostingismyjob · 4 days ago
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Edging him, but he’s so shy he wont stop covering his face and trying to hold back moans, so I tie his hands behind his back and make it my personal mission make him moan like a whore. Touching up and down his cock with just one finger, not even close to enough friction to do anything but make him more desperate. Breathing on it and kissing up his thighs while he starts to let out some little sounds of desperation. Finally going back to really touching him and moving my hand slowly up and down his cock, stopping anytime he tries to thrust up into my hand. Then quickly moving into rubbing my palm over the tip just so I can watch him jump and let out those moans he’s been holding back. Him so quickly going from some heavy breathing to a mess, begging me to slow down 🫠🫠
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shitpostingismyjob · 4 days ago
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yes you CAN force urself onto me and pin me down by the wrists. It really helps me feel better :3
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shitpostingismyjob · 4 days ago
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Filling them with a knotted toy and putting a vibrator against their dick and forcefully using their mouth for what it was made for. Hearing them whimper and cry, but not able to cum until I'm done with them. Coo at them for being such a good slut at my knees, that they're trying to hard to concentrate and be obedient. Watch their face get all red and teary from being overstimulated and having my cock forced down their throat. If they can stop themselves from making a mess at my feet, maybe they'll get a treat afterward, maybe not, who knows x
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shitpostingismyjob · 4 days ago
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Boyfriend who talks back all day knowing he's going to get fucked relentlessly later that night. You're tired? You want a break? Maybe you should've considered that before acting like a brat. I'm grabbing your hips too hard and fucking you too deep? What happened to liking it rough? Don't lie, we both know how much you love this.
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shitpostingismyjob · 4 days ago
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if we're friends and you tell me youre a trans dude all I'm gonna be able to think about when I'm around you is what your boycunt looks like so you might as well just show me it now so i can actually focus around you.
Except thats just going to make me constantly think about touching your boycunt so you might as well let me do that too. Or maybe we should just go all the way and you should let me fuck you and get it out of my system. Besides, i bet all the T in your system's made you horny as fuck, so you're probably not gonna complain anyways, are you?
who knew my friend was actually such a fucking easy slut.
Well... I guess i know that now. And I'm definitely not gonna forget it.
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shitpostingismyjob · 4 days ago
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grinding down on his bulge acting like i'm not doing anything and instead of fucking me like i want he tells me that i could get off like that, grinding on him like a pathetic little puppy boy
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shitpostingismyjob · 4 days ago
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missionary but grabbing my hips and forcing me up and down your cock like a fleshlight instead of thrusting
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