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How can people be doing No Nut November knowing porn's about to be criminalized? Rub those out while you can gang

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(copied from @dxckiii on Twitter) this could literally change everything.

They have begun a recount process. WAKE UP YOUR NEVADA FRIENDS AND MAKE SURE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM CHECK iwillvote.com to make sure their ballot was counted. if it says it was denied, they need to call immediately.

Don't scroll past this. If there's any chance someone from Nevada is following you, they need to see it. Get this as far as possible. Be loud. I know it's easy to feel hopeless right now; god knows I was crying my eyes out for a good chunk of last night, but if there's even a shred of action we can take, we can't let it slip by.

If you know anyone in Nevada, please share this with them. Reblog it. Spread it far and wide, ASAP.

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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fucking goldfish tiktok made me cry bro

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Everyone talked shoot November 5th. The day the world turned upside down. When everything and anything happened. When it all felt like it was moving so fast you could blink and you’d miss it.

But today, on November 6th, it was silent.

The world froze.

Everything stopped.

It felt like every step forward was in molasses because of what thr future would have in store.

But, on that day, something beautiful happened.

From everywhere, from across nations, from around the world, so many people today chose to be kind.

I saw hundreds of posts today about holding each other’s hand. I saw so many hotlines and support groups be shared. I saw so many people preaching to anyone to stay strong.

I saw the world take a breath, let it out, and say, “What can we do? How can I help? How can I stay strong?”

Yesterday was a somber day. But it was also so beautiful. And when tomorrow and tomorrow comes, I am confident that this community is going to be ready.

Thank you all :)

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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Rocky Horror is turning 50 next month and people still act like being gay was invented by Ellen in 1997

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🐌

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Ok this is the best one i've seen.

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I should really start signing my art but it's so funny seeing it out in the wild and seeing people question its origins

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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20 million votes have been uncounted

Link to this Tweet here

Link to the tweet here for the image above

Link to the White house

If you need further help in a quick format, here is one, but i urge you to also add in the details for requiring an investigation, not just recount.

I know its a shitty situation and were tired but we still have to try to fight for a life that's worth living.

If you can blaze this post, GO FOR IT!!!

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Hanging with 6 year olds is REALLY funny

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stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day