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     “ C’mon, bat. Let’s go introduce you to some skulls. ”

                                 [ ind. blu scout rp | inked by octopus ]

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                     SAINTS ROW IV SENTENCE STARTERS.

“You sure this isn’t a set-up?”

“We’re three minutes behind schedule, we need to move.”

“You’re a real people person, aren’t you?”

“What’s past is past. We’re working together now, let’s focus on the job.”

“Now, now. Not so fast.”

“I’m going to have fun breaking you.”

“Couldn’t leave well enough alone, could ya?”

“Fighting back is pointless, my friend.”

“You will be able to get me out of here, right?”

“On my list of priorities, that doesn’t even make my top five hundred.”

“If I was wearing that, I’d ask you to shoot me in the head.”

“What can I say? I’m good at my job.”

“Oh, is something the matter?”

“Oh, fuck you.”

“It wasn’t your fault.”

“Thank you. I mean it.”

“You’re not wearing pants.”

“Look, I’m just saying don’t get your hopes up.”

“Well, this has been a productive day.”

“I can kill a lot of people with a computer.”

“Oh, ___. We’re gonna get along famously.”

“You’re really making a big deal out of nothing.”

“If your aim was any worse, you’d be shooting yourself.”

“Look at us, killing everything in sight. Is this what being a sociopath feels like?”

“You’re remarkably calm right now.”

“Hey, sometimes your exes try to kill you, you know? What can you do?”

“Wanna party?”

“You’re lame now. You used to have fun.”

“You’re a terrible person.”

“You don’t have to convince me. Just yourself.”

“We’re talking about this later.”

“Nobody tells me anything!”

“You ready to get outta here?”

“Hey baby, I could show you a good time.”

“No one loses to me.”

“That’s far enough.”

“You know me too well.”

“Don’t you dare confuse duty with self righteousness!”

“Oooh. Sounds serious.”

“Let’s do this without drawing attention, yeah?”

“So an evil version of me is your worst nightmare?”

“_____. I thought you knew me better than that.”

“Why would I hide when I can kill your friends in front of you?”

“I’m not gonna give you the satisfaction.”

“Oooh, I love it when you talk tough.”

“Focus. On. The job.”

“Don’t like talking about your past?”

“Yeah, we should probably get out of here.”

“I have a feeling we’re about to disagree.”

“I can forgive a few punches.”

“You are really starting to piss me off.”

“______, what the hell happened?”

“It would seem your reputation doesn’t do you justice.”

“Can we just get to murdering already?”

“Whatever the plan was, it went out the fucking window. We need to focus on surviving.”

“Quit fucking around and get in here!”

“We had a deal, my friend.”

“Now what am I supposed to do with a naughty little boy/girl like you?”

“I’m trying to save your life!”

“I’m giving you a choice.”

“Get away from me!”

“Quite the entrance.”

“I figured you had a flair for the dramatic.”

“I’m really gonna miss these bonding sessions when I kill you.”

“Well, at least you’re honest.”

“This ain’t pride. This is wrath.”

“Hey _____, you wanna fuck?”

“You have to wait until I want it.”

“Been a hell of a ride, hasn’t it?”

“You’ve changed so much.”

“You’re not very convincing, you know.”

“Glad you didn’t find it awkward, but not really in the mood right now.”

“I really thought I lost you.”

“Look, I gotta tell you something.”

“Just shut up, I have to tell you something.”

“Nothing ever made me feel alive like you did.”

“I’ve been cooped up for way too long.”

“I need to stretch my legs and kill some things.”

“What’s on your mind?”

“Despite everything I’ve done with my life, apparently that’s what I’m known for.”

“I’ve done the planning part in the past and it’s boring. I rather just get in there and get shit done.”

“Look, I’m sorry you had to go through that, but I’m here now. Alive and kicking! That counts for something, right?”

“We’ve had some good times together, haven’t we?”

“You still wanna have a go?”

“Can I help you?”

“____, I respect you too much to bullshit you.”

“You don’t respect me.”

“What do you want?”

“I’m willing to forgive and forget if you are.”

“You ain’t getting close enough to shank me.”

“Give us a minute to recover from last time, yeah?”

“I don’t want things to change between us.”

“You never know if you can have something unless you ask for it.”

“It’s okay, say what’s on your mind.”

“I know you want to, but I don’t.”

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1OO IMPORTANT CHARACTER QUESTIONS

taken from beth kinderman and nikki walker’s the 100 most important things to know about your character. a good list to help develop a character’s background, personality, and general aspects. 

PART 1: THE BASICS

What is your full name?

Where and when were you born?

Who are/were your parents? (Know their names, occupations, personalities, etc.)

Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?

Where do you live now, and with whom? Describe the place and the person/people.

What is your occupation?

Write a full physical description of yourself. You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks.

To which social class do you belong?

Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?

Are you right- or left-handed?

What does your voice sound like?

What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?

What do you have in your pockets?

Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?

PART 2: GROWING UP

How would you describe your childhood in general?

What is your earliest memory?

How much schooling have you had?

Did you enjoy school?

Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities?

While growing up, did you have any role models? If so, describe them.

While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family?

As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?

As a child, what were your favorite activities?

As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display?

As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like?

When and with whom was your first kiss?

Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?

If you are a supernatural being (i.e. mage, werewolf, vampire), tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities. If you are just a normal human, describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today.

PART 3: PAST INFLUENCES

What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?

Who has had the most influence on you?

What do you consider your greatest achievement?

What is your greatest regret?

What is the most evil thing you have ever done?

Do you have a criminal record of any kind?

When was the time you were the most frightened?

What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?

If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?

What is your best memory?

What is your worst memory?

PART 4: BELIEFS & OPINIONS

Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?

What is your greatest fear?

What are your religious views?

What are your political views?

What are your views on sex?

Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?

In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?

Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?

What do you believe makes a successful life?

How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)?

Do you have any biases or prejudices?

Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it?

Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)?

PART 5: RELATIONSHIPS W/OTHERS

In general, how do you treat others (politely, rudely, by keeping them at a distance, etc.)? Does your treatment of them change depending on how well you know them, and if so, how?

Who is the most important person in your life, and why?

Who is the person you respect the most, and why?

Who are your friends? Do you have a best friend? Describe these people.

Do you have a spouse or significant other? If so, describe this person.

Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.

What do you look for in a potential lover?

How close are you to your family?

Have you started your own family? If so, describe them. If not, do you want to? Why or why not?

Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help?

Do you trust anyone to protect you? Who, and why?

If you died or went missing, who would miss you?

Who is the person you despise the most, and why?

Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?

Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?

Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Why or why not?

Do you care what others think of you?

PART 6: LIKES & DISLIKES

What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes?

What is your most treasured possession?

What is your favorite color?

What is your favorite food?

What, if anything, do you like to read?

What is your idea of good entertainment (consider music, movies, art, etc.)?

Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? If so, why? Do you want to quit?

How do you spend a typical Saturday night?

What makes you laugh?

What, if anything, shocks or offends you?

What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself?

How do you deal with stress?

Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?

What are your pet peeves?

PART 7: SELF IMAGES & OTHER

Describe the routine of a normal day for you. How do you feel when this routine is disrupted?

What is your greatest strength as a person?

What is your greatest weakness?

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

Are you generally introverted or extroverted?

Are you generally organized or messy?

Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.

Do you like yourself?

What are your reasons for being an adventurer (or doing the strange and heroic things that RPG characters do)? Are your real reasons for doing this different than the ones you tell people in public? (If so, detail both sets of reasons…)

What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime?

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

If you could choose, how would you want to die?

If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left.

What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death?

What three words best describe your personality?

What three words would others probably use to describe you?

If you could, what advice would you, the player, give to your character? (You might even want to speak as if he or she were sitting right here in front of you, and use proper tone so he or she might heed your advice…)

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send me a word/topic and i’ll write a headcanon about my muse that relates to it!

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My muse is drunk! Send “Kanpai” to have them (try to) sing your muse a song.

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The person I reblogged this from is super cute and deserves to have a nice day

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1. Who's someone you miss?

He takes a deep breath and clenches his jaw. That feeling in his stomach was not a good one, that twist and pull that makes you nauseous. He took a moment before muttering an answer.

“Let’s just say ‘a lot of people’ an’ leave it at that, aye mate? Unless you’re seriously fixin’ ta pick a fight.”

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Make my Muse sad!

Who’s someone you miss?

Something you regret saying?

Something you regret doing?

Worst thing you’ve said to someone you love?

Worst goodbye?

What’s a moment that still stings?

Physical scar with the worst memory?

Emotional scar with the worst memory?

Are you okay?

What was the last serious thing you’ve cried about?

How often do you cry?

Would you try to get back in touch with someone you used to know?

Have your parents ever hurt you with their words?

Worst thing a friend has done to you?

Worst thing a lover has done to you?

Who hurt you?

Do you abuse yourself in any way known?

What are your darker thoughts like?

First heartbreak?

How do you eat?

How do you sleep?

Something you heard from a loved one that hurt you?

Has someone you loved ever put their hands on you?

How often are you told you’re loved?

How did you handle your first ‘i hate you’?

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Send in ‘🎧’ and I’ll put my music on shuffle to have my muse sing to your’s.

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AS PENNED BY KIT.

✂ Crossover && OC-friendly, generally open to all ( including non-mutuals ). ✂ Primarily novella/multi-para, open to others. ✂ Multiverse && multi-ship && non-exclusive. ✂ 18+ only for in character interactions, please ! ✂ LIKE or REBLOG for me to have a look at your blog! ( reblogs preferred! )

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° • ? ( QUESTION SENTENCE STARTERS.

❛ What are you doing? ❜ ❛ Where are you going? ❜ ❛ Where are you taking me? ❜ ❛ How is that working out for you? ❜ ❛ Is everything okay? ❜ ❛ Why are you acting like this? ❜ ❛ You think I would lie to you? ❜ ❛ Are you telling the truth? ❜ ❛ Are you sure you want to do this? ❜ ❛ This is your bright idea of a plan? ❜ ❛ What else do you want me to do? ❜ ❛ What else can I do? ❜ ❛ What do you think I should do? ❜ ❛ What makes you think that? ❜ ❛ Who told you that? ❜ ❛ Who are you? ❜ ❛ Why are you here? ❜ ❛ Who invited you? ❜ ❛ How come you ever asked me? ❜ ❛ Did you really mean all those things you said? ❜ ❛ Why did you have to go? Why did you have to leave? ❜ ❛ Why is it so hard for you to see that? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you understand? ❜ ❛ What don’t you understand? ❜ ❛ Are you joking? ❜ ❛ Did I miss anything? ❜ ❛ You don’t remember? ❜ ❛ Did you really say all that stuff about me? ❜ ❛ Did you think I would forget? ❜ ❛ How can you sit there and say that? ❜ ❛ How do you even sleep at night? ❜ ❛ Are you coming or not? ❜ ❛ Am I the only one freaked out right now? ❜ ❛ Are you laughing or crying? ❜ ❛ Who did this to you? ❜ ❛ Did someone hurt you? ❜ ❛ Is it just me or are you, like, ignoring me? ❜ ❛ You want me to apologize for something you did? ❜ ❛ Are you going to kiss me or not? ❜ ❛ Aren’t you the one who said it though? ❜ ❛ So, you don’t like me like that? ❜ ❛ Where do we go from here? ❜ ❛ Are you being serious right now? ❜ ❛ How was I supposed to know that? ❜ ❛ Oh, is that a challenge? ❜ ❛ Are you flirting with me? ❜ ❛ Are you going to let me go now? ❜ ❛ Are we done now? ❜ ❛ Why didn’t just ask me? ❜ ❛ You’re going to believe them over me? ❜ ❛ How can possibly think that? ❜ ❛ Did you even miss me? ❜ ❛ Did anyone even notice that I was gone? ❜ ❛ Why do you go around and kiss everyone? ❜ ❛ Did you kill them? ❜ ❛ Who’s blood is that? Is that your blood? ❜ ❛ Do you think this is a game? ❜ ❛ Are you having doubts? ❜ ❛ Why haven’t you been at school/work? ❜ ❛ Is there something going on that you need to tell me? ❜ ❛ You said you wanted to talk? ❜ ❛ What am I supposed to do? ❜ ❛ What did you expect to happen? ❜ ❛ How long you think you can keep this act up? ❜ ❛ You don’t like me? Do you? Like in a more than a friend way? ❜ ❛ Is that what everyone is saying now? ❜ ❛ Who do I remind you of? ❜ ❛ Are you hungry? Want to go get something to et? ❜ ❛ Are you drunk? ❜ ❛ Are you lost? ❜ ❛ What’s so great about any of that anyway? ❜ ❛ Are you even listening to yourself? ❜ ❛ What are you going to do about it, huh? ❜ ❛ What are you staring at? ❜ ❛ What are you doing out here? ❜ ❛ Why did you call the police? ❜ ❛ Wait, do you hear that? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you tell me anything? ❜ ❛ Hey, did you get me anything? ❜ ❛ Why didn’t you come over last night? ❜ ❛ What did you find out? ❜ ❛ Can I stay here for the night? ❜ ❛ Are you throwing rocks at my window? ❜ ❛ Are you crying? ❜ ❛ What are you laughing at me? ❜ ❛ Are you laughing at me? ❜ ❛ Do you not understand the word no? ❜ ❛ Is that it? Is that all? ❜ ❛ Are you in some kind of trouble? ❜ ❛ Yeah, but, you have me. So why bother? ❜ ❛ What’s love got to do with it? ❜ ❛ This is where we kiss, right? ❜ ❛ Do you ever not just only think about yourself? ❜ ❛ Are going to leave me again? ❜ ❛ What’s wrong with that? ❜ ❛ Do you have anything you need to say to me? ❜ ❛ I think I’m going to puke. Is there a trash can in here? ❜ ❛ You really don’t know why I’m mad at you? ❜ ❛ Why do you treat me like I’m not important to you? ❜ ❛ Why are you telling me this? ❛ Are you ready? ❜ ❛ What’s with all the questions? ❜ ❛ I thought this is what you wanted? ❜ ❛ Where do you think you’re going with this? ❜ ❛ You’re just going to leave? ❜ ❛ Do you trust me? ❜ ❛ You love me? Or you think you love me? ❜ ❛ When will it ever stop? ❜ ❛ Do you think it’ll ever go away? ❜ ❛ What are you doing this weekend? ❜ ❛ You called for back up? ❜ ❛ What did I just witness? ❜ ❛ How do you cope when the one you love is with somebody else? ❜ ❛ Have you ever thought it? ❜ ❛ Are you wearing a wire? ❜ ❛ Is there something wrong? ❜ ❛ Is it something I said or something I did? ❜ ❛ What’s wrong? I thought that it was okay? ❜ ❛ Are you going to hold that against me forever? ❜ ❛ So, tell me, what else is new? ❜ ❛ You never actually cared, did you? ❜ ❛ You went to a party without me? ❜ ❛ Why wasn’t I invited? ❜ ❛ Do you think that’s a little fucked up? ❜ ❛ Oh, so you do speak? ❜ ❛ Do you think it’s really worth it in the end? ❜ ❛ How many more times do I have to tell you? ❜ ❛ You didn’t think that it would bother me? ❜

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For every ✿ I get, my muse receives a rose!

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something tells me im gonna haveta implement this shite... LOOKIN AT ENGINEER AND MEDIC, YOU DUMB FOCKIN BASTARDS

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[ this week on “the mun is a dumbass” we talk about how to find out your goddamn ask and submit boxes arent open. fuckin hell man. anyway, theyre open now! ]

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oh sweet jaesus, there is a god...

we have the day off today cause of a dust storm rolling through 2fort that could severely damage the machinery and weapons. im finally takin the time to organize my weaponry and tinker  bit. ive got this idea for a scattergun that shoots out burning metal shrapnel. god save the blus.

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                             Through the fire and the flames                                                WE CARRY ON

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* pick-a-fight meme

‘ could you shut up for five minutes? ’

‘ i have a better idea. why don’t you walk home? ’

‘ so what? ’

‘ i don’t give a shit. ’

‘ aw, did i hurt your wittle feelings? ’

‘ are you serious! ’

‘ how could you let this happen! ’

‘ kiss. my. ass. ’

‘ oh, did i do that? silly me. ’

‘ one more word and i’ll burn your breakfast. don’t test me. ’

‘ admit it. i was right. ’

‘ get out. ’

‘ you’re wrong and you know it. ’

‘ yeah? make me. ’

‘ better let an expert handle this one. ’

‘ i hope you get sunburn! ’ 

‘ i hope you get frostbite! ’

‘ have fun getting home. ’

‘ hope you’re happy, asshole. ’

‘ get your hands out of my face. ’

‘ sorry, what was that? i couldn’t hear you over the bullshit. ’

‘ un-fucking-believable. ’ 

‘ forget it. i’ll do it myself. ’

‘ hey, fuck you! ’

‘ jesus, it was a joke. get over yourself. ’

‘ i hope you step on a lego. ’

‘ you’re leaving. right now. ’

‘ eat my shorts. ’

‘ this blows! ’ 

‘ don’t tempt me. ’