shitccsays

[shitccsays]

"I have a very good tongue."

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"I don't want to fucking chew bubble gum when I go down on a girl."

[shitccsays]

“If I wanted a fucking ziploc bag shoved up my vagina I would fucking go to rite aid and ask for dental dams.”

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"I went in because of Cali."

[shitccsays]

I'm sure CC has said some hilarious shit in the past week. Unfortunately the real world has consumed all my time, BUT I will be back this weekend to record more of CC's statements. BE FUCKING EXCITED FOR THE ALWAYS ACCURATE BUT COMICAL QUOTES!

[shitccsays]

"You guys made me ink! And you'll know what ink means ;)"

[shitccsays]

"JESUS CHRIST ON A LATTER DAY SAINT CRACKER!!"

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“YOU SEE, CALI?! There’s another Neanderthal in here.”

[shitccsays]

"It is TENGO hambre...not ESTOY hambre."

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"Wait...am I supposed to grow a mustache down there?? Is that like a lesbian thing? Should I twirl it when I'm being pensive??"

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"I'm all loungin' like HEEEYYY."

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"Derek, you have officially become a caterpillar."

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"When I see a butt and it needs to be rubbed I do something about it....IT'S FOR SCIENCE!!"

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“Lizzie’s like what?!? Butt masseuse?!”

[shitccsays]

"Lizzie, do I need to talk to you in my radio sex voice?"

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"I don't want Lizzie to think 'oh here's a dirty lesbian that wants to see naked pictures of me' when it's actually for science"

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"SEEE! She's peeing in your hand and it's super cute!"