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We looked inside some of the posts by shit-the-gaggle-says and here's what we found interesting.
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Reblog Per Post
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Time Between Posts
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MORMONS HATE IT WHEN YOU PEE
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Milo, piss drunk on his 23rd birthday, talking to his stuffed animals: i’mb okgay, i’mb just sduffy ’cause I cried earlier b’cause I had to leave my car in the parkin lot at the bar.
Milo, tearing up: goddambit i’mb not gonna cry again
#Milo#happy bithday to me#legit#it is 12:31 am#mom and I got home like 20 minutes ago#I’m drunk off my ass#and I cried because I had to leave my car alone all night at the bar#TWICE NOW#thank god for autocorrect
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Milo: “wrapping weed thicker than King Kong’s Schlong?”
Brother: No, “rolling Joints thicker than King Kong’s fingers” or something. There are no rappers rapping about King Kong’s massive penis.
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Lena: Exiled to space for period problems
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Milo: Shut uuup. I don’t care about the romance, just show me more dead bodies already!
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When roommates are apart
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Lena: bedtime
Milo: no
Milo: the Crimson Angel of Judecca never sleeps
Lena: sun’s gone
Milo: o shit
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Lena: Keep your horny thoughts away from my cat. Where are your parents?
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Lena: *trying to text her girlfriend*
Milo: *gasp* LOOK! It’s- *tries to show Lena his phone for the 87th time in the past hour*
Milo: *stops* I am so sorry
#Milo#Lena#the hyperfixation hits hard#and I wanna share the good things I find#but also I’m too self aware for this bullsh-#the one time I did it good was with that one DR/MLP au#anyway#Lena’s a saint
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Milo, about a skeleton character: He has Sans style ghosty hair
Lena: .....
Milo: You know what I mean.
Lena: LEWIS.
Milo: Lewis...!
Lena: SANS IS BALD!!!
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Milo: I dunno man, somebody was illustrating— with their friends— talking on the— on the—
Lena: ??
Milo: The one. What’s the one that I use?? The one that’s not tumblr?
Lena: Twitter?
Milo: No, the one that I use— the— the one that looks like this— *shows phone*
Lena: … Discord???
Milo: Yeah, that’s the one! OvO
#Milo#Lena#we’ve been living together for close to four years now#she’s gotten really good at decoding my bullshit ^^;;
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sips: The Pac-man ghost is naked??
Lena: The Batman ghost?
sips: Pac man... Is there a ghost in Batman?
sips: ... His parents.
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Milo: *in response to the Pokémon direct* WHAT IN THE FUCK—YOU’RE A HORSE?????
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Lena: Okay, you know how I associate things with each other, right? Like how the smell of this lotion reminds me of playing Mario?
Milo: Yeah?
Lena: Well, because of how I have to play Legends Arceus with my pro-controller, because y’know, joycon drift, I usually end up playing like this. *sits cross-legged, hunched forward, with arms resting on each knee, holding the pro-controller and the Switch balanced on their crossed ankles*
Milo: Yeah
Lena: Well, unfortunately, this has led to me associating the smell of my pussy with playing Arceus-
Milo: Oh my lord- *dying laughing*
Lena: *also laughing* well, y’know, like-
Milo: And here we see the difference between an Ace person and an Allo person! Because I absolutely associate the smell of my pussy with masturbating!
Lena: *dying laughing* Yeah, I guess that’s it!
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Milo: “Oh look at you~, look at your
Lady Face~.”
That’s my impression of a transphobe.
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