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i have paragraphs and paragraphs of rants about carrie sitting in my notes app and i was going to edit them then post them but i dont have the energy to edit them should i just post them in their current state

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if I had a nickel for every musical I’ve been in where a character sings the word hassenpfeffer I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

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We are proud announce in our new 2025 New York production Heathers: The Musical, the role of Jason Dean will be played by Tony Award Winner Lin-Manuel Miranda!

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We are proud to announce that Christian Borle and Danny Devito will be playing Kurt and Ram Respectively! Their understudies will be two random teenage boys selected at the start of each show!

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We are "proud" to announce that we will once again be changing the instrumentals! Just like how West End changed the originals slightly, we will be changing west end slightly! It's all banjo now.

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meet joe-chan!! kawaii cockroach magical girl at your service >_<

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Hey. I’m the Man behind the ‘bulance. this is very serious. I take my work seriously.

I will upload official snambulance content here. I’m a manbulance of my word.

Don’t patronize me. I’m a man.

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when i was a teenager it felt very revolutionary to be cruel to myself. like some kind of slow passive protest against how much everything hurt. i starved myself of sleep and food and tenderness because it felt right. it felt sharp and angry and radical and i wanted to be those things. adulthood is the realisation that the world is already working to cut into you well before you learn how to do it yourself. caring for yourself and others is the real protest

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Ive had this saved in my phone since April

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Musicals are time loops. Every night, the same thing happens except for a few minor differences. It always ends the same. If you want the characters to do something different or to make better choices, too bad. The actors are bound by the script and the score. The only way for the time loop to end is for the show to close. But you (the audience) don't want the show to close, nor do the actors who would like to be employed. It's a lose/lose situation. For the actors, audience, technicians, and for the characters, who are forever stuck in the same stretch of time.

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it’s true

PEOPLE ARE SAYING I GIVE SHORT GLASSES ENERGY IS THIS REAL????

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the recursive equation is pregnant with a baby explicit equation, f(1) is the father, and he’s a dead beat dad bc he left in the first term

never thought i’d be using pregnancy as a metaphor for quadratic recursive equations but here we are

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I’m practicing my Marcia eyeshadow and WHY IS THE COLOR SO CONFUSING AND WHY DOES THE WAY SHE DOES IT CHANGE IN EVERY PHOTO

(@shit-look-at-all-these-pigs I’m not ghosting you I just lost time on iMessage)

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never thought i’d be using pregnancy as a metaphor for quadratic recursive equations but here we are

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wait isnt gender over today

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