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shit-kankri-says · 7 years ago

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"H-Heww9???? Heww9??????!?!?!?!?!"

- Kankri Vantas

#kankri vantas #shit-kankri-says

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shit-kankri-says · 8 years ago

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Deep in this bl9g it menti9ns what my main is. It's had a URL change s9, g99d luck.

#I w9nder if y9u will d9 a url hunt again #not a quote

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shit-kankri-says · 8 years ago

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I want Ja66a Ja66a t9 cum in my ear.

Kankri Vantas

#nsfw /#kankri vantas #shit-kankri-says #shit kankri says

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shit-kankri-says · 8 years ago

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My first qu9te was January 5th, 2016. 69y h9wdy this 6l9g just gets 9lder and 9lder 6ut I haven’t made a single 69 j9ke yet.

#I failed y9u all #I haven't even made a v9re j9ke #not a quote

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shit-kankri-says · 8 years ago

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Is pee vegan?

Kankri Vantas

#unsanitary //#Kankri Vantas #shit kankri says #Discuss.

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shit-kankri-says · 8 years ago

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I like getting real cl9se and 6urping in every9nes faces. It reminds them just what kind 9f piece 9f shit I am.

Kankri Vantas

#This is w9rded like I was interviewed #The rum9r c9me 9ut? Kankri d9esn't date?#Kankri Vantas #shit-kankri-says

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shit-kankri-says · 8 years ago

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its like 3 am here im tired but kankri probly thinks cuck is a slur

1000% wr9ng! Cuck is just a adjective f9r Cr9nus.

#Smh #spreading lies a69ut me?#not a quote #chasmophilia

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shit-kankri-says · 8 years ago

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whats your favorite meme

Myself.

#G9ing thr9ugh and deleting 9ld stuff made me find shit f9r this 6l9g 99ps.#Anonymous

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shit-kankri-says · 8 years ago

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My f9ll9wers wish this was a spam 6l9g. (N9t really.) Anyways, welc9me 6ack i'm sure pe9ple missed the Quality shit-p9rrim-says posts.

@shit-porrim-says did y9u f9rget y9ur 6l9g existed as well?

#shit says crew #9ther people sh9uld j9in the crew and then never p9st

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shit-kankri-says · 8 years ago

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@shit-porrim-says did y9u f9rget y9ur 6l9g existed as well?

#shit says crew #not a quote

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shit-kankri-says · 8 years ago

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These hands are f9r reading the 6i6le, n9t 6eating my meat.

Kankri Vantas

#kankri vantas #shit-kankri-says #shit kankri says

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shit-kankri-says · 8 years ago

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Mini9ns are created fr9m humans. Ya9i is created fr9m humans. G9d created us. In a way, G9d created Mini9n ya9i.

Kankri Vantas

#the first p9st t9 6less this 6l9g is 6ad

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shit-kankri-says · 8 years ago

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Cr9nus?? In my g99d christian h9me???

Kankri Vantas

#hey remem6er when this 6l9g was g99d? i d9nt

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shit-kankri-says · 8 years ago

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Hey CSA and incest victims! Please be very careful in the Homestuck tags from January 15th to the 21st. Stridercest week is during that period and I suggest that if you’re uncomfortable with that then please unfollow or even block the character tags. The tags for the event are #stridercestweek and #stridercestweeknsfw. This also goes for anyone else uncomfortable with the ship.

#incest /#stridercest /#not a quote #be careful guys!

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shit-kankri-says · 8 years ago

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Vaginal sneeze.

Kankri Vantas

#nsfw #kankri vantas #shit-kankri-says

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shit-kankri-says · 8 years ago

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D9es Latula is gay?

Kankri Vantas