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Hollow Knight: Silksong

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Closest match: THIS YEAR GUYS I SWEAR ITS COMING OUT THIS YEAR GUYS GUYS THIS YEAR GUYS FOR REAL ITS GONNA COME OUT THIS YEAR FOR SURE

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First up, I’ve got Erso. And… they’re fucked. MD!Erso in particular has no chance at making it out alive. They’re clever, sure, but they do not have the endurance to make it through the whole thing. I’d imagine at best they’d make it to around 600-700. Even if none of the monsters killed them, they’d eventually break down. They already need to do constant maintenance to keep themself running, and eventually, something’s gonna break that they can’t fix. And with nobody around to help, something’s gonna break that they can’t fix by themself, which means their death. They’d figure all of that out pretty quickly, and spend their time in the mansion trying to help future victims survive. In essence, they’re the one who’s gonna be writing the exposition notes about how the monsters work and how to avoid them.

Their sister, Eris, has much better chances. She’s quite practiced at surviving all sorts of things trying to kill her. Though, she’s not particularly concerned about escaping, either. If this were a prison, sure, she’d be out in no time. But it’s not a prison, it’s a gauntlet. It’s constructed so that you either escape, or you die. And since Eris insists on being contrary. Even when it’s a horrible idea, she’ll be trying to do some other third thing. She’ll survive a long time, and while doing that, she will be as much of a nuisance as possible, to everyone. Though honestly she might get along with Uzi. Eris’s primary motive is to fuck with people, she might appreciate someone else in the field. Either way, she’s a professional problem, and she takes that as seriously as she takes anything. She’ll break parts of the mansion, taunt the specimens, even try and mess with anyone else trying to make their way through the place if she gets the chance. And despite anyone’s best efforts, she won’t be going anywhere anytime soon.

PEOPLE WITH MURDER DRONES OCS

I have a request/fun little writing challenge :3 because I had one person do it and this is very fun

What would your OC(s) do in Uzis Jumpscare Mansion?

Some helpful context!: Those who visit the Doorman Mansion are compelled to enter and find the truth of what happened to the family, they are then met by a ghostly Uzi who challenges them to make it through her mansion in exchange for the truth Except her mansion is a fucking ever growing possessed house that has 1000 doors total :3 once they enter they cannot leave. Every 50 rooms a new creature of increasing horror tries to kill the visitor(s)! :D They can fight back if brave enough tho! Every 100 rooms is an elevator which allows them to rest (or investigate or try to talk to Uzi)

If they stop anywhere for too long they'll also die :D FUN EXTRA FOR ANGST!: A later series of rooms, once entered are made to be recreations of traumatizing moments for the visitors :) Hallucinations from said past will try to kill them :D

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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WRITE (OR PERHAPS DOODLE???) WHAT YOUR OCS WOULD DO I JUST THINK ITS COOL TO SEE OTHER PEOPLES OCS IN MY AUS CONTEXT SINCE MY AU IS LITERALLY A GAME you can reblog or send asks idgaf i jsut wanna see people go crazy

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The Daily Grind is a story about this exact thing. It’s great, highly recommend.

^ Cover art on royal road. That’s a stapler.

DnD campaign idea, the game takes place in an office setting and this is their first encounter. (it's a mimic)

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I can't get healthcare because this form is broken but at least I agree with it in spirit.

Do not contact me. There are no options for contacting me.

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once again a promising erotic story ruins the sexiness by concentrating on sex, the least sexy part of sex.

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NEW ESSAY: anarchism starts in the now: hope for a better future

there is still time

cover art: @punkitt-is-here

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but what if i want to see the green ape???

stop refreshing your dashboard you might see the green ape

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huh

hey chat. quick question: i'm really tired rn am i hallucinating or does this really say "shirt"

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I can’t believe you. I would never reblog a post that isn’t referring to me to complain about how I wouldn’t like it. How dare you write this callout for me specifically.

(/j, of course.)

you don't actually need to reblog posts explicitly tagged as "forcefem" just to say how much you personally wouldn't like that, it's clearly not for you and you can filter that tag if you don't want to see it.

idk generally confused by tumblr users obsession with reblogging posts that they clearly weren't in the target audience of just to say they personally don't like x thing. u can just move on without showing the post to ur followers and filling up the notes.

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DNI CRITEREIA

dni if yuoure like a genrally mean and nasty anmd bad and evil and horrid person Or if you are wicked

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so many people react to this chapter with like ‘omg I can’t believe mr. betrayal betrayed me’

love him so much

The Opportunist’s smile

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i don’t really get the appeal in making nonhuman characters human in fan works/art. especially when them not being human is a plot point in the original? like good job you made this interesting character into the same bland species that already has 99% of stories written about them.

i mean, I get making them humanoid, as that’s a shape that’s easier to understand and work with, but there’s so much you can do without making them human

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can’t believe a bunch of people in the murder drones fandom being like “everything in the credits is fake simulations” come on guys is it that hard to accept a happy ending?

yeah there’s unresolved plot threads and stuff, that’s what Liam does. he leaves stuff up for interpretation, or future expansion. and he has stated before that he doesn’t like giving long running stories he works on sad endings.

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this argument feels wrong. in basically any non-emergency work, a person should prioritize their own safety over their job. it’s when that job is (supposedly) protecting people is when it becomes a problem, as they are valuing their own safety over the safety of others

so I guess the point is right but it’s just worded wrong

cops will say they aren't cowards, they're just concerned about their own safety. so what would you call it when someone whose PAID JOB is to protect a community prioritizes their own safety over that responsibility?

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have you heard of this really cool YouTube channel called overly sarcastic productions? Their stuff is hilarious, and Red's art is so good

that's crazy I hear she has an eight-pack

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