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Now Hiring at the

'Wright Anything Agency'

-Hired Position: Lawyer

-Job requirements: Law Degree, No Experience Necessary

-Main Responsibilities:

Act as a defense attorney in court

Prepare for trials, including interviewing clients, gathering evidence, and visiting crime scenes (charismatic charm or clever manipulation skill highly recommended for siphoning extra information from detectives)

Filing paperwork and digitizing case files

Filling in as a magician's assistant on short notice and attending magic trick practice outside of work hours. Attendance at magic show is required, including on days off and whether or not you are in the show

Prepared to do errands for witnesses that refuse to give testimony without some form of compensation. Remember, 'Obstruction of Justice' is a law that is still pending, leaving us with no way to hold these people responsible for wasting our time during our investigations, so always be prepared for a random fetch quest

Although not required, some form of hand-to-hand combat ability is highly recommended. Because the courthouse is currently employing bailiffs that graduated at the bottom of their class in order to save on payroll, you may be required to chase down and seize culprits when they inevitably flee the courtroom at the complete incompetence of the bailiff that was standing right in front of the door. It will also come in handy to use as self-defense when someone in the law enforcement field inevitably attacks you to steal whatever incriminating evidence you're carrying with you

The agency will provide you with ONE helmet for protection, but once it breaks after you receive your 'Rite of Passage' head wound, you will be required to provide your own helmet from then on

Clean the toilet. A lot.