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New Haikyuu Fanfic idea

A suite life and Zack and Cody au

The Miya twins are Zack and Cody

Aran is Mr. Mosby

Maddie is Suna

London is Sakusa

Kita is there mom

Do what you want with and please take me if you do!

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Michael, to Jeremy: Sorry I was late, I was ... doing things.

The Squip: *enters the room, noticeably disheveled* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

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The Squip: Over the last months, I've watched you transform from a boob into a real man. And today you're going to transform into a warrior.

Jeremy: You said boob.

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“I do this thing where I sort of alternate which one of those kids I hate the most. Right now, it’s the dancing Asian.”

— The SQUIP, probably

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Jeremy, on the phone with Rich: We’re trying to cook but it’s no-

Michael, from the other room: Jeremy! My dick is stuck in the toaster again!

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So about that Ouran hshc AU

For Virgil I’d go with mixed Kasanoda/Mori arc. He seems unaproachable for other students, and there would be that whole “Turn Virgil into an Angel” plan episode as they try to change his apperance and all

But in the end it turns out being in presence of Patton automatically makes Virge less mean-looking, and their opposite personalities just add charm to them as a duo ;)

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Michael: Rules were made to be broken.

The Squip: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Rich: Uh, piñatas?

Jeremy: Glow sticks.

Christine: Karate boards.

Jenna: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Michael: Rules.

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The Squip: What am I allergic to?

Jeremy: Pine nuts.

Jeremy: And the entire spectrum of human emotions.

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Jeremy: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing? Michael: No, it’s called highjacking. Rich: Guys, no, it’s weedwhacking. Squip: No, it’s called disappointing your mother.

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Christine: *takes a deep breath* Christine: I lo- Anyone who has spent five seconds around her, ever: Yes, you love play rehearsal, I know, you love play rehearsal so much, it is the light of your life, you love it so much, you just love it to bits, i KNOW, you love play rehearsal you fucking love it okay I know, I get it, YOU LOVE PLAY REHEARSAL. I GET IT.

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Chloe: No man will want you if you act like that. That's unladylike.

Christine, smashing down on the piano keys: I! Don't! Want! A! Man! I'd rather have a burrito and a smoothie!

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Brooke: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Chloe. Break out the L-word.

Chloe: Lesbian?

Brooke: The other L-word.

Chloe: ...Lesbians?

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Jeremy: Describe your ideal man.

Christine: He's dark and mysterious, and he can sing, and he plays the organ.

Jeremy: I think you just described the Phantom of the Opera.

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The Squip: Over the last months, I've watched you transform from a boob into a real man. And today you're going to transform into a warrior.

Jeremy: You said boob.

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Jeremy: Chloe Valentine... How do I begin to explain Chloe Valentine?

Brooke: Chloe Valentine is flawless.

Rich: She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.

Jake: I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.

Michael: I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.

Brooke: Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.

Christine: One time she met John Stamos on a plane- and he told her she was pretty.

Jenna: One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome.

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During the play

Michael: Jeremy, what was the one thing I asked you not to do tonight? Jeremy: Enslave the school… Michael: And what did you do? Jeremy, slowly and guiltily: Enslave the school.