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WE ARE HERE TO CONTAIN THE SHIPPERS OF TUMBLR.COM WE WILL EXPLORE OMEGLE TO HELP KEEP YOU SAFE FROM HARMFUL SHIPS
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shipping-police · 10 years ago
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Hello sir/ma'am/ or respected person of the shipping police, is meenah
what the fuck is a meenah
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shipping-police · 12 years ago
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What about Feferi/Aradia?
why are you still here
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shipping-police · 12 years ago
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How come PB&J is the only illegal Homestuck ship?
IT'S NOT??HOW COME YOU STILL FOLLOW THIS BLOGTHIS HAS TOO MANY FOLLOWERSWE EVEN GOT KICKED OFF THE FORCE
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shipping-police · 12 years ago
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shipping-all-over-the-galaxy started following shipping-police
oh no you fucking don't man
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shipping-police · 12 years ago
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I ship all of the ships! ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!
that means u ship pbju goin 2 da jailhouse 
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shipping-police · 12 years ago
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Be careful in school. No PDA under any circumstances.
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shipping-police · 12 years ago
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corey in da house
corey definitely is in da houseif you know what i mean 
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shipping-police · 12 years ago
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OOC: What is your pesterchum handle? Don't say shippingPOlice, I made that one myself.
We don't use Pesterchum too often, kid. Crashes our systems.
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shipping-police · 12 years ago
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Um... Is Minato x Fetus!Sasuke legal?
w h a t
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shipping-police · 12 years ago
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Is TereziEridan legal? I do hope I've not broken any laws!
NO, IT IS NOT LEGAL.PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK. 
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shipping-police · 12 years ago
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WHAT IF I SHIP TAVKAT. WHAT THEN?
YOU'RE DEAD MEAT, SON.
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shipping-police · 12 years ago
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Shipping Police Hiatus
The Shipping Police will be on an extremely short Hiatus. We expect you to behave yourselves. If you are caught doing anything illegal during this hiatus, you will be punished, whether it be your internet privilege taken away, or something more drastic. -Bacop  (stay gold) 
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shipping-police · 12 years ago
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the guy who won gold in some swimming and proposed to his girlfriend in the olympics is my otp
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shipping-police · 12 years ago
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DEAN/BALTHAZAR?
YOU SICKEN ME.
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shipping-police · 12 years ago
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Maybe I'm a little tardy to the party, but is FrUk a legal ship, or no?
Yeah, you are pretty tardy, it's been covered. Very legal.Though, hetalians, man.Countries. 
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shipping-police · 12 years ago
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What about Destiel though
we coVERED THIS ALREADYYESIT IS A YES 
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shipping-police · 12 years ago
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WHAT DID YOU SAY I CAN'T HEAR YOU
shoutout to shippers who ship their ships to death but don’t bash other ships xoxo
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