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So I never grew up reading or watching Harry Potter, but I’m in my school’s production of Puffs. Throughout rehearsals I’ve either picked up on some stuff through context or I’ve been told about the story from my friends who have grown up with it.

Bruh Cedric’s death is sad enough as is in our script

Then I decided to look up the scene

A warning would’ve been nice

Now I’m crying

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My F/O became my IRL S/O???

So, I don't talk about this online, but I feel safe in this community, so I want to share this here and see what everyone thinks. When I was younger, before I moved out of my parents' house, to cope with ~stuff~, I used to imagine a man. He was always tall with long hair and facial hair. I would imagine him in settings where I was a runaway prince and he was a sailor and I'd imagine us singing and dancing together. Somehow, I always had this image of him in the back of my mind. He was my dream lover and was everything I ever wanted: charismatic and talented, a man who was patient and loved me despite all my flaws. Of course, while I believed I would always find a man who I adore, I safely assumed that this man was stuck in my dreams, destined to be forever my fictional other. However, I was wrong. Long story short, my roommate from a place I use to live had a group of friends that it would always tell me about and, one of the friends, its best friend, would often VC with us. I had never seen his face, but I had an immediate connection with him. Talking to him came to me so naturally and I wasn't sure why. Well, when my roommate and I were moving out, it surprised me by inviting him over to help us move out. And, I swear, it was a moment out of a fanfiction. I was packing up my stuff and I heard a familiar voice from behind me that said "Hi Mikey". I turned around and was greeted by the most beautiful yet familiar man I had ever seen: 6'8, long dark hair, soft blue eyes, facial hair... and everything I ever dreamed of... he was standing two feet in front of me. I asked him if he was my roommate's best friend, to which he agreed. I was told later on by my roommate that he said I was "everything and nothing like he expected, in a good way". He loved sea shanties and musicals, he could sing and dance, and he was funny, charming, and talented. He was also in marching band just like I had been. We bonded so fast and I grew so close and the only issue was... he was straight. Well, so he thought. He should have realized sooner given all of his siblings and both parents were queer. Luckily, he figured out not long after meeting me. Life has a funny way of working out because it's been over a year since then and we are now the couple everyone aspires to be. Both of our families (and for me, my friends,) love what we are. We've been told we have the perfect relationship and, for the first time in my life, after so many relationships (good and bad), I believe them. So, uh, am I crazy? Or does anyone else have this experience? Please lemme know.

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When the kid u looked after comes back after another dangerous road trip with his brother (ur childhood crush)

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Me with my perfect wholesome boys: :3 My sibling: ...>:3

Selfshippers when they see the worst fictional character ever:

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a recreation of the album cover for mister asylum by highly suspect plus some little doodles! :3

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hi guys !!! uh im sure weve all seen that video that came out on selfshipping the other day.

i made one to defend our good name and hopefully get across what fictosexuality is and help some people who maybe are interested in joining the selfship community ,,, maybe

its more rambly than anything else but ,,, hahah ,,, nervous

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Lunch break!

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This is what selfshipping feels like

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Need a foolproof method to get over him? Read a fluffy fanfic of your fictional crush, preferably written by an academically burnt out 17-year-old, and see that he will NEVER measure up to your fictional crush.

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f/o kisser stamps !!!

if anyone has any suggestions of other "x kisser" stamps to make leave them in the replies :))))

dni proship *evil wizard spell* go make ur own

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I love you disabled selfshippers, whether you use mobility aids, live with chronic pain, or have invisible disabilities. Your f/o(s) would help you any way they can. They’d make sure you never feel alone in your struggles and would celebrate every victory, big or small, right by your side.

I love you mentally ill selfshippers, your f/o(s) would learn your triggers, ground you with their presence when your mind starts to spiral, celebrate your progress, and remind you every day that you are never too much to love.

I love you neurodivergent selfshippers, your f/o(s) would help you stay focused when distractions hit, adapt their communication to your needs, and support you through sensory overload. They love your unique mind and would never make you feel bad for not understanding things right away.

I love you trans selfshippers, your f/o(s) will always refer to you by the correct name and pronouns and will do their best to help you with any gender affirming things you need and your transition (and they'd also be totally understanding if you don't wish to transition).

I love you plus-size selfshippers, whether you wish to loose weight or not, your f/o(s) loves and worships your body exactly as it is and they'd never allow anyone to make you feel bad about yourself.

I love you POC selfshippers, your f/o(s) would celebrate your culture and heritage with you with pride. They'd never let anyone get away with discrimination or microagression against you.

I love you stigmatized selfshippers in general, you deserve to feel safe and at home in our community as much as everyone.

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me rn and probably tomorrow.

proship dni

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🩰🎠 𝖂𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖊! 🎀✨

i’m an artist and selfshipper who really loves Fionna Campbell. you can find all my other places here, if you please: https://bunnyclown.straw.page

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To all the self shippers sorry your f/o was just talking to me and yeaahhhh it turns out they like really like you. That whole "but if they were real they'd hate me" thing, yeah, sorry, it turns out they actually really fucking love you like they would not shut up about it damn sorry.

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SCREAMING CRYING ROLLING ON FLOOR /VPOS

Imagine your f/o carding their hands through your hair after a long day...lightly scratching at your scalp and holding you against their chest...

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does anyone else have other people’s selfships so ingrained in ur brain that every time you consume content or happen upon their f/o, you automatically go “oh that’s oomf’s partner!”

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︶⊹︶︶⠀The Songbird⠀︶︶⊹︶ Please note that this information is not all canon to my real life. If you would like to learn more about my IRL self, check out @shipperofthesea!! Please note I am AN ADULT in real life.

♡ ｡ 𓈒 Michael💚 ₊ ݁ ੭

name: Michael Lir Escoffier age: 15 - 30 (depending on setting) gender: transgender male pronouns: he/him/his sexuality: homoromantic/sexual

♡ ｡ 𓈒 💚 ₊ ݁ ੭

house: Papillonlisse (previously), Slytherin (current) wand: rowan wood, unicorn and veela hair core, 10 3/4, super swishy patronus: black mare blood: half witch, half veela

︶⊹︶︶⠀ The Knight⠀︶︶⊹︶

♡ ｡ 𓈒 Cedric 💛 ₊ ݁ ੭

name: Cedric Diggory age: 17 - 32 (depending on setting) gender: cisgender male pronouns: he/him/his sexuality: biromantic/sexual

♡ ｡ 𓈒 💛₊ ݁ ੭

house: Hufflepuff wand: ash wood, unicorn hair core, 12 1/4, pleasantly springy patronus: badger blood: pure-blood

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