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ORCHESTRA STEREOTYPES

FRONT DESK 1st VIOLINS:

FRONT DESK 2nd VIOLINS:

OTHER VIOLINS:

VIOLAS:

CELLOS:

DOUBLE BASSES:

OBOES:

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FLUTES:

CLARINETS:

BASSOONS:

TRUMPETS:

TROMBONES:

TUBA:

TIMPANI:

OTHER PERCUSSION:

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After a very long string sectional...I mean rehearsal

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When composers quote each other

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Finding a clarinetist for the brahms trio

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WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY WALKED INTO THE BRASS SECTIONAL

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WHEN YOU SEE EIN HELDENLEBEN ON THIS YEAR'S REP LIST

WHEN YOU FINALLY LOOK AT THE PART:

(by dasbass)

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Listening to someone talk about how much they've been practicing

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WHEN WE ARE PLAYING FOR THE DANCERS

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MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MY INSTRUMENT

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The conducter when someone comes in at the wrong time

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When someone tells you that musicians don't make any money

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When the firsts have an obscene number of solos and fancy parts

And you're stuck on second

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WHEN I TRY TO CONDUCT THINGS

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My teacher when I sneeze during a high note

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When a non-percussionist tries to play the drums

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WHEN THE THREE LADIES SAVE PAPAGENO

they’re like  

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MY FEELINGS TOWARDS RAVEL