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there needs to be so much more legislation when it comes to advertising, especially mobile adverts which are 99% lies and often predatory.

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*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

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good omens but every time aziraphale fucks up mamma mia starts playing

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i was talking with a friend and i mentioned the term "pillow princess", and we started talking about like. opposite terms. what i meant by that was more along the lines of "service top", but he took that to mean just like, the boy version.

he just started dropping names: blanket boy, duvet dude, mattress man. fitted sheet fucker. boxspring boy. headboard hunk. he just kept GOING

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wait am i reading this right. google's AI is trained on reporting about how bad it is. which means....

(from the verge)

trolling is back babey! awooga! time to post that bitcoin is crashing enough times until it actually does

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Neil I’m confused help

It's a typo.

It should read "smoll car".

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Vampire who only turns people they disagree with so they'll live until science proves them right and they can get the last word on the argument

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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

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Tumblr, waking up to the boops on April 1st

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i'm literally begging people to relearn how to use earbuds and headphones. i don't wanna hear your fucking tiktok while im waiting for my flight.

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This this this

I am slowly losing my mind over the shift towards video as the default media format.

I do not find this to be an efficient way to absorb information. I am bored and distracted by the time the largely unnecessary introduction is over. I can't use ctrl+f to find the specific information I'm looking for. If there are instructions to follow, I don't want to have to constantly pause and back up to the part I need.

At least give me a fucking transcript.

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Forgot my dagger on the way to the senate but this guy with ginger hair and black sunglasses at the marketplace gave me his, how kind!

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"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

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you would not believe Bill Nye, if ten million science guys,

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yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you greedy fucks

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Touchscreens do not belong in cars

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I just wanted to tell you that I won my class writing competition, beating over 150 other students, by writing Good Omens fanfiction and changing their names. Thank you!

My work here is done.