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Why are you calling the cats??

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i love poison omelette

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I think homeschooling preserves one from many attacks, psychic and otherwise.

You just lost the game

You fool! I am immune to your psychic assaults. My homeschooled upbringing has preserved me — I never entered the game.

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NO, YOU AREN'T "EEPY"

A MAN CANNOT BE "EEPY."

HE CAN BE FATIGUED.

HE CAN BE SLUMBEROUS.

HE CAN BE BATTLEWORN FROM THE DAY'S ORDEALS.

BUT NEVER, AND I MEAN NEVER, MUST YOU EVER UTTER THAT WORD.

AND THE BED AND PILLOW WHICH YOU REST YOUR BODY ON?

MUST NEVER BE SO LARGE AS TO MAKE YOUR OWN FORM SEEM DIMINUTIVE IN COMPARISON. IT MUST BE ONLY LARGE ENOUGH TO FIT YOUR OWN BODY, LIKE A COFFIN.

AND YOU ARE ALLOWED BUT 1 PLUSH UPON IT.

AND IT HAS TO BE OF YOUR GREATEST ENEMY.

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alan cumming in cabaret made me gay(er)

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Me: “I don’t think I’ve ever watched the Super Bowl. Oh yeah, we went to Mr. [Friend’s] house that one time for a Super Bowl party.”

Mom: “We also went to [Other Friend’s] house one year for a Super Bowl party.”

Me: “Oh yeah.”

Mom: “Did you go? You might not have.”

Me: “No, I did, I remember because I read Inkheart.”

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No one goes home whole. If there’s a chance one of them goes home whole, he either stays in Korea or doesn’t make it back

do you ever think about the discrepancy between how much everyone at the 4077th changed vs how similar the people they left at home have remained? do you ever think of peg and erin waiting for bj at the airport, and erin isn't the only one who can't recognise bj? peg looks at her husband and a broken stranger is smiling bj's signature smile back at her. do you ever think about daniel pierce watching hawkeye come home and greeting a wholly different man? do you think his second thought (after joy: his son is finally home!) is of the feeling of his heart shattering because the man in front of him is still his son, but he's not the son he said goodbye to? hawkeye cracks a joke the minute silence threatens to drop between them for the first time and that's when daniel notices. that's not one of ben's many jokes; that's hawkeye trying not to break.

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why are dear dad episodes so poignant??

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a good way to inspire yourself to do more is to see yourself as the wacky sitcom B plot character in your friends lives, "wouldnt it be funny to tell the friends in my phone about it." has gotten me to do anything from going to a festival (excelent) to wild camping (it went badly) (coastguard called) to trying to get the train to stonehenge (stonehenge costs money so i ended up just getting lunch in sailsbury, it was okay.) i bought a bicycle today and 20% of my reasoning was "itd be funny to surprise my roommate by coming home with a whole bike." . life is for living. and baby i live for the bit.

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it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

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Not bored but always willing to be an idiot

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

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The floating DVD logo in my brain hit a corner the other day, and this was the result.

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Coworker sent this compromise and I gotta say I think it's a winner.

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Churches update their website with current information challenge

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Whadda ya mean its not Friday??

Man, what a week huh?