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Everyone on Roshar during the timeskip:

Kaladin during the timeskip:

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early days

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accidentally thought about words of radiance for more than 20 minutes and relapsed

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Adolin Kholin saved an entire nation armed with nothing but a candelabra, trans rights, and the power of being nice. Character of all time.

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Fanart for Shallan Davar from Stormlight Archive.

I love this girl so much! Please not spoilers for the latest book, I did not read it yet.

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one thing about kaladin is that he loves a dramatic entrance. absolutely fucking loves it. his Herald ass is about to touch down on Roshar sooooo dramatically with Syl in circa 10 years after being presumed dead. levels of drama never before seen. The Duel put to shame. he's gonna be wearing his cape

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Happy Stormlight 5 day!

Link to prints here

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i kind of sympathize with Sadeas re: Dalinar in Way of Kings. if I knew a guy who was basically like a rabid dog barely contained on a leash back when we were launching a military coup together and he had a kill count of like 999999999 civilians and then he had a complete mental breakdown and then came back from it like "hey I'm Catholic now and by the way God Is Speaking To Me and told me the apocalypse is coming" well i probably wouldn't want that guy in charge of anything either. to be honest

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Camping with bestie

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Either you're frolicking in this field with me or you're frolicking in this field against me.

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I have inadvertently created the perfect storm. I teach high school math, including a statistics course where students are currently learning to collect and display data. I also run a mini cosmere library out of my desk for my young nerds.

This has led to grading student-made surveys during lunch only to be jumpscared by these responses.

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I've noticed a pattern here

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mistborn is so great cause u think this heist is gonna take like three books and then suddenly it’s not a heist and they’re overthrowing the government and ur like ok that’s what’s gonna last three books and then ur reading it and it’s moving way too fast and then the lord ruler is dead in the first book and u just resign urself to not be able to predict anything the rest of the series

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Obsessed with the marriage scene in Well of Ascension

Vin *crying and covered in blood*: I'm sorry I killed your brother

Elend: I don't??? have a brother???

Vin *still crying* : not any more I killed him

Elend:???

Vin *bleeding out* *actively receiving medical care* *probably still crying*: wanna get married?

Elend:...

Elend: Yes!

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The best part about reading a Brandon Sanderson book is that every time you read it around someone else they are obligated to say some form of “wow! Big book!” and it brings back gifted kid™ emotions i haven’t felt since the accident