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☠⇁ ❝ I remember when the doctor asked you to sing a song about your dick not working, and how it made you feel.. Isn’t that the same song you sang then? Y’know. ‘Can’t wake up.’ ~ ❞
☠⇁ ❝ Well if you’d take the damn pills like the doctor ordered, it wouldn’t be dysfunctional, and therefore you wouldn’t need advice! ❞
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// I enjoy the madness. It sustains me.
You never know if you don't try. Everyone on here is just a person, just like you or I, on the other end of a keyboard, right?
You’re right. I guess I am letting a few silly fears get in the way of things since I have been gone for so long. Thank you dearie also good job with the Haseo self cest on the dash I love it. -Applauds the madness-
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☠⇁ ❝ Well if you’d take the damn pills like the doctor ordered, it wouldn’t be dysfunctional, and therefore you wouldn’t need advice! ❞
“I REFUSE TO BELIEVE I’M GIVING MYSELF ADVICE ON ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION.”
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☠⇁ ❝ Whatever, R:2′s gotten old. I’ll break it, so they can make R:3. Break it like I broke twinny’s prostate. Unf. ❞
“What in the ever loving fuck. I think ‘The World’ has enough problems without you carving more into it.”
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☠⇁ ❝ Then I’ll have to carve my feelings deep into [ The World ]. Right after I’m done with Twinny’s prostate. ❞
“I don’t think ‘The World’ is ready for two Haseo’s making out in the middle of Mac Anu.”
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☠⇁ ❝ It’s okay, baby. One in every five Haseos has problems.. ‘expressing their love.’ You know, they make pills for that. Little blue ones. ❞
“–I REFUSE TO BE THAT MUCH OF A NARCISSIST.”
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Soon, Misaki-ception will be a powerful force!!!!!
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☠⇁ ❝ Just accept our love. Tumblr has. ❞
“LOOK WHAT YOU’VE STARTED, TWINNY.”
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What are the similarities between you and Homura Akemi, Ryou?
☠⇁ ❝We’re both fabulous?❞
// I haven’t seen it, so I have no idea who you’re talking about.
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Has mun watched Madoka Magica?
☠⇁ ❝ I swear to god, if you call me a magical girl.. ❞
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☠⇁ ❝ “Why are you always denying me?! Am I not good enough?! I’ve.. done everything I can for you..” Ryou turned away from himself, his head hanging, a sign of his complete distress.
“Okay. I guess I’ll just.. log out and.. check my e-mail or.. something.” ❞
💕 #twinnylove
Send me 💕 to give my muse a kiss!
“…this is wrong on so many levels.” Way to go, you broke him. With himself. Now he’s having an existential crisis.
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> Sorry about this. I had something come up, so I can’t make it. I’ll come around for the next one, okay?
☠⇁ ❝ Was he surprised? Not really. Shino and Ovan always had a habit of flaking on him back in the day. Moreso Ovan than Shino, but.. When Shino would flake out, there was always some hidden motive behind it. What was she hoping would come from this? Ovan and Haseo bonding, in the real world? Feh. Ryou had gotten off of the train and moved to the sidewalk. He dug into the pocket of his expensive-looking jacket, lined with white fur around the neck and sleeves. With the push of a button, the screen flickered to life. He had the right place.
Guess this was it. This was the time when Haseo would meet Ovan. The real Ovan.
When Ryou walked into the internet cafe, he felt.. a little uncomfortable. Admittedly, he’d never really gone to places like this. Being a spoiled rich kid, he never had much use for a social life. Especially considering the past two years of his life. All of his time was spent in [ The World ] grinding for levels, trying to save Shino from Tri-Edge. He’d been in an internet cafe once or twice, to meet up with some friends, but this would be the first time that he’d gone as a patron. With a quick scan of the room, the teenager caught a glimpse of an older man, wearing glasses. If he had to picture what Ovan would look like behind the M2D, this man fit to a T. He hesitated for a moment. Was he.. intimidated? After all this time.. Being around Ovan still put him on edge.
Is that why Shino backed out? So they could have time to “adjust” to one another?
“You’re Ovan.. aren’t you?” As Ryou spoke, the area around them went quiet. Ovan’s name was a thing of legend in [ The World ], and given how popular it was, he wasn’t surprised that people stopped, and listened when his name came up. ❞
> Sorry about this. I had something come up, so I can’t make it. I’ll come around for the next one, okay?
( shino… are you serious.. ) He can’t help his disgruntled look, and for a moment, Masato simply stared at his phone–he knew her better than that. She purposely bailed, fair and square.
> ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)
Send.
At least for Masato, he wasn’t all too terrified of actually meeting the player behind Haseo–the only thing he really was worried about were those punching ticks in-game ( but he had to admit, he still looked and felt like a twig that could snap at even hitting a table.. ). There was little the older man could do besides bounce his leg in the crammed lobby at the internet cafe closest to the three of them. Because what great way to socialize than to rent a bunch of computers next to each other, right? There was a soft sigh. The kid was only like.. what, eighteen? This couldn’t possibly end well–Shino was their buffer most days, and apparently, she was going to demolish that opportunity in the real world, as well.
Then again.. Masato didn’t blame her all too much. There were plenty of rough patches that needed to be smoothed out ( a lot of regret, and a lot of apologies he couldn’t really force out of his mouth ). But, hey, a start was a start.
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The 35th Icon in your folder is your Muses reaction to getting dunked on.
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☠⇁ ❝ Thunderscythe. Who says that an anon can dictate your power – you’re the fucking Terror of Death! Take ‘em both, and make ‘em even better! ❞
scythe or thunder? you must choose one..
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☠⇁ ❝ He’d worn the crown long enough now. He’d given Endrance enough time to take all the screenshots his little heart could want. Now, the ex-Terror of Death had enough. He took the crown off, and lobbed it in the Blade Brandier’s direction before scoffing under his breath. “Whatever -- I’m gonna go walk around Mac Anu. Later, Endrance.” ❞
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☠⇁ ❝ The Rogue winces softly as the other Epitaph User put the crown on his head. Scowling some, Haseo looks at Endrance as the feminine male positively lights up when the Terror of Death wears the crown. “You don’t have to do this, Endrance – being the Arena Emperor doesn’t usually mean I get a crown …” ❞
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☠⇁ ❝ Thunderscythe. ❞
scythe or thunder? you must choose one..
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