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like literally there will never be anything funnier than a vampire being like “my life sucks nobody has it as bad as me : (” and they’re literally actively murdering some random dude who was on his way home from his fucking 9-5 or whatever

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Matty has convinced Irina to chase her around whatever secluded area they find (usually the forest where she first confronted them about their nature) before feeding on her. "so my blood flows better". Irina was ashamed at first but as it turns out she enjoys hunting as much as Matty enjoys being hunted.

this is, of course, a sex thing for them.

and yes sometimes they do end up fucking un the woods.

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oh no....the full moon...you have to run, i won't be able to control myself once i tr-AUGH....GRRRRRRRAAAAAUUUYGGGGHHHHHH *painfully contorts my body and my bones crack and when my scary transformation is complete i am a little rabbit sitting peacefully on the ground*

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im essentially a rich vampire, castle loading…

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the “polite boy who lets people walk all over him” to “slutty tgirl who makes other girls whimper for her” pipeline is so real

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Vampire

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sucking down a girls dick like a freshly opened can of cold dr pepper after a long day

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The greatest thing about OCs is that they take zero resources. You just make em up in your head in literal seconds. No one said they have to be super meaningful. For instance while typing this post I just imagined a character he's 3milimetres tall and a stickman and plays soccer his name is Fentanyl . Boom done. I'm having a great time

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okay here's a concept: vampirism but it doesn't change the way blood smells or tastes to you at all. you know that you're hungry, you know that this is what you need, but the sensation is still that of biting down on salty skin and flesh and muscle. your teeth aren't so razor sharp that they piece skin like tissue paper, you have to apply force with your jaw and deliberately rip a hole into someone. blood tastes like blood, hot mouthfuls of it pouring down your throat, and if you don't manage to keep it down then you'll just have to repeat this whole process again almost immediately. vampirism that is simply really not pleasant and makes you feel as animalistic and unclean as possible.

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well. bisexuality and vampirism

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"vampires will never hurt you" what if I ask them nicely

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“are you seriously playing with his hair while he’s drinking your blood” you will never understand a warrior’s bond

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ok uh. how do I explain this

hi!! this is. Sort Of an rp account? but not really? for 2 ocs from a purely self-indulgent little story I've been rotating for a few months

their plot is basically. uni student (Mattea) has a professor she hates (Irina), until she finds out said professor is a vampire and starts being a freak about it. I have random bits of lore thought out but nothing more coherent to share yet. again, this is just me indulging my silly little thoughts. this is technically post-canon, when they've already had their happy ending (idk if I'll give them a happy ending fr but I do like to imagine them just chillin)

ALSO I will be rbing some nsfw posts, but they'll be tagged with #nsfw so just avoid that tag if you don't want to see that. everything that needs a cw will have it but if there's anything you'd like tagged please dm me as I'm not exactly the best with those things

anyways, onto the girlies

Mattea

she/her

25

doing a master's degree in forensics (not my degree so forensics people forgive me if I get something wrong)

monogamy? what is that?

will fight a bigot, and have a great time with it (has nearly been expelled multiple times for getting into fights)

chill until you mess with her friends type beat

clingiest, cuddliest mf to ever walk this earth istg

bit of a freak (mostly about Irina)

heavy kin-ish feelings about rabbits, but analysing them would mean acknowledging parts of herself she doesn't want to acknowledge, so she acts oblivious. "I just really like bunnies"

Irina calls her bunny sometimes and she has really fucking complicated feelings about it

heavy on the masochism this one. and not just sexually

anything from her will be tagged as #matty🐇⭐

Irina

she/they by the end of the story, she/her throughout most of it tho

internalised homo/queerphobia, but only for herself, everyone else can do whatever they want

supposedly in her 40s, born in 1655

she was turned way before her 40s actually, they're just not doing all too well

their memories of being turned are a blur. she doesn't even remember how old she was when it happened. they were fishing at a river and next thing they know she's a vampire and she's just killed her family

turns into a bat either at will or when nervous/stressed (I did warn you this would be very self-indulgent)

vampire with wolfgirl swag

idk what she teaches yet but I want them to be dissecting shit so. you do still dissect stuff in master's right?

everyone (except Matty at first) finds her hot and they're so tired of it

tired in general

also really scared of Matty getting close to her until they realise they can't really do anything about it

became a doctor the moment she could, and helped a lot in making medicine careers accessible for women

hasn't worn a colour that wasn't black, white or grey in at least 80 years

tries to act all serious and stuck up, but they secretly enjoy watching others have fun far too much to actually, say, give her students shit for disrupting her class

matches Matty's freak perfectly

anything theirs will be tagged as #Irina🦇

anyways that's. it? I think? chances are I will be editing this in the future so until then ig.

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i will get to your message when i stop being a skittish rabbit