me and my clique getting ready to fuck a bitch up
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thnx for unfollowing me take a mint on ur way out
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if i was more comfortable to wear shirtless sleeves i would definitely dye my armpit hair a bright blue
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so one day me and my boyfriend were getting intimate and he was doing a strip tease for me, first he lowered his underwear a little so that just his buns were out, then he took them all off and I saw his wiener, but suddenly a woman appeared in the corner of our room and kidnapped him, I had forgotten to keep an eye out for Selener
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the funniest thing about concerts is that the audience screams their lungs out after every sentence the artist says like no matter what they could be saying “this venue is a gas chamber you’re all gonna die” and the crowd would scream
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*accidentally showers for 5 hours*
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