shikamaruofkonoha

[shikamaruofkonoha]

// hey uh i didn't know how to say this but. even if this is just shitposting, i'm uncomfortable with roleplaying as being cheated on 😅

[shikamaruofkonoha]

Oh, that's a relief. You're always saving my ass, you know that, right? That's why, when we got married, I knew that I could trust giving my heart to you

@shikamaruofkonoha​ What the fuck is Jashin

[shikamaruofkonoha]

It says “Tenten my friend” 😌

[shikamaruofkonoha]

I'm sorry, Shikadai, the what

[shikamaruofkonoha]

Shikadai, you know we both love you very much. You're our son and our love is unconditional. Just... don't go around saying things like that, okay?

this house is not a safe place

[shikamaruofkonoha]

BABE,

@shikamaruofkonoha​ What the fuck is Jashin

[shikamaruofkonoha]

OkayOkayConversationOverThat'sEnoughNiceTalkingToYouSon

@shikamaruofkonoha​ What the fuck is Jashin

[shikamaruofkonoha]

Don't look at me like I know anything, I--

@shikamaruofkonoha​ What the fuck is Jashin

[shikamaruofkonoha]

...

......

.......... Shikadai where in the world are you getting this information.

@shikamaruofkonoha​ What the fuck is Jashin

[shikamaruofkonoha]

Damn. Now that's an idea.

@shikamaruofkonoha​ What the fuck is Jashin

[shikamaruofkonoha]

Good. While we're at it, let's forget today ever happened. You can talk to me about it a decade from now, then I can tell you everything. ... But not now.

@shikamaruofkonoha​ What the fuck is Jashin

[shikamaruofkonoha]

Yeah see, you graduated from the academy with far better grades than me

@shikamaruofkonoha​ What the fuck is Jashin

[shikamaruofkonoha]

Exactly! Thank you, Kiba, for having my back. You're a real one

@shikamaruofkonoha​ What the fuck is Jashin

[shikamaruofkonoha]

You cry in front of a girl one (1) time and she holds it against you for the rest of your life but still marries you in the end so it's okay

@shikamaruofkonoha​ What the fuck is Jashin

[shikamaruofkonoha]

I'm kind of an idiot so I think anyone else that's not me is by virtue cooler

When I buried Hidan in that hole like I didn't and still don't give a single shit about what his opinion is of me but I didn't think far enough in advance to what would happen to my future family and well, fuck,

[shikamaruofkonoha]

Okay. Here you go.

Make sure you're home before dinner. You know how your mother is.

@shikamaruofkonoha​ What the fuck is Jashin

[shikamaruofkonoha]

Do you think that maybe if Konoha wasn't a place that glorified being a military state that we could actually have shit

@shikamaruofkonoha​ What the fuck is Jashin