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no offense but if i exit out of a program that program should close. none of that running in the background shit.

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"Is it 'for fucks sake' or 'for fuck sake'?"

WRONG it's for fuck's sake because it is for the sake of fuck

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Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars

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If you think this image about one of your fellow amtrak passengers,

Please remember that they are probably the coolest person on the train and will help you to kill the demon beast that is roaming New York if you can befriend them and convince them to join your party. They have a +5 magic bonus

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OK but like what is it like to touch Superman. He's like bulletproof, his skin should be tougher than iron. Would it be like touching a statue? Or can he relax all his muscles to make himself like... softer.

sorry after i saw the words touch superman my vision went completely white

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I guess Twitter really needed a middle-aged trans man on the timeline today. Happy to oblige.

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wh- what did you just say to me

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Happy Pride!

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i js said a russian (my first language) idiom translated to english by mistake instead of the equivalent english idiom n im being treated like an asylum patient

i mean

"it doesnt matter what ur baby is doing, the good thing is that he wont accidentally hang himself"

is pretty weird in english... tho it basically means "whatever floats ur boat"

... i think i should sleep more ngl

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She's not interested in participating in the day

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The fact that the homophobic term the Pope used is like, intercommunity Italian gay slang, adds a whole nother level.

Imagine if the Pope called someone a "passoid." Holy Father who taught you that word.

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