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you and me have been going at it for so long the blankets have unraveled into webs, our friends have returned to dust, the termites have made meals of our furniture, what will be left in the end
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there is no room for imposter syndrome, having a phd in mathematics makes you a doctor! it is completely valid for you to sub in for the heart surgeon
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Shedding all of my dead skin at the end of every year instead of doing it incrementally throughout the day
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saw a shrimp smoking the fattest cigar
#did a little more digging and his childhood bestie fell into the wok at work#u never know what someone is going through
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been given very little time to process that the birds know how to unlock my front door
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this halloween season i am putting Becoming Everything You Despise in the mini chocolates, an Unrelenting Fear of the Past in the butterscotch, and an entire soul in the witch animatronic
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making an insane charcuterie board with this silly guy who brought over a bowl of pipis
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you don’t remember me anymore do you? it’s alright. it’s been so long i don’t remember me either.
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the chronic baldness of chemistry professors originates in their ancient ancestor who singed every hair follicle dead in an experiment involving a flame that is no longer known to us
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if you were to wake up in the body of your idol tomorrow, you would still have the same amount of cavities
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all the neighborhood pigeons are gone and it has nothing to do with me this time
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my jaw hurts
i have been eating an insanely chewy cut off beef for 2 years straight. when i am done i will do it again
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300 is such a beautiful number, especially when it manifests as the amount of gophers that have waged war on my pumpkin patch
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